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rewatching mp100 with friends 

denji’s bar mitzvah

reddit but in the pokemon universe

I just think its very sweet that mob was the motivation reigen needed to quit smoking <3 so I made a comic about it

It’s always been odd to me that there are not any ocean scavengers equipped to take optimal advantage of large carcasses. Like…. in prehistoric times, the oceans were full of huge animals… was this a problem back then too?

“Hello you’re through to the rare circumstances help centre branch of Jobs4U the only centre that deals with sufficiently rare and unusual circumstances among applicants, how can I assist you today?”

“I’m not sorry at all but I keep on telling the truth”

“Huh… Okay… Are you calling about a disability that prevents you from lying to your boss and thereby prevents you from acquiring or maintaining employment?”

“Yes, that’s exactly right”

“Well, not to worry. We here at Jobs4U believe that honesty really is the best policy. You’re among good company. What I’m going to ask you to do is fill in a request form that will specifically filter out jobs that require dishonesty. That way you can work with your disability rather than against it. Does that sound good?”

“Honestly that program in general sounds like it’s horseshit, but I think it’ll work just fine for me personally”

“Uh… Okay?”

“I feel as though you’ve understood my needs perfectly and don’t want to clarify myself further”

“Right… I… Would you mind waiting on hold for me while I confer with my colleague?”

“To be honest with you, I don’t feel up to waiting on hold right now. You should just send me that form because it sounds like it’s exactly what I’m after”

“I understand that. In the case that you want to fill out the form I’ve sent an email with the document attached to the address you have on file with us. In the case that you’re not after the form, please bear with me one moment”

*click*

*elevator music*

*click*

“Hello, are you still on the line with me?”

“No, I hung up”

“Perfect. Okay, ma’am, I can see several openings in positions we believe you’d excel at. Let’s see… Ah, yes. There’s an interview for a position near you later this afternoon actually.”

“That sounds terrible. Don’t tell me what it’s for”

“You’ll be working with a partner guarding two doors… They’ll explain it to you in more detail during orientation.”

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

i would never sacrifice illumi’s beautiful black eyes for anything BUT it is actually criminal that none of the zoldyck kids got silva’s freaky cat pupils (=ↀᆺↀ=)

for those who saved their loves, and those who didn’t.

words by caitlyn siehl, ‘start here’

[images are two stylized paintings with similar compositions. the first is a portrait of wei wuxian as the yiling patriarch, backlit with an eerie red glow, one exhausted eye visible as he plays his ghost flute; in the shadows under him, wei wuxian and lan wangji sit together in an isolated patch of grass, leaning together affectionately. text overlaid reads, “when is a monster not a monster?

the second is a portrait of jin guangyao, his face featureless but for his manic, dimpled smile, backlit in an ominous dark gold; he is flexing his fingers and golden threads trail off them as would a puppeteer’s strings. in the shadows underneath him, lan xichen kneels in profile, entirely alone. text overlaid reads, “oh, when you love it.”]

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