He Xuan’s Great Plan

We need to talk about Manfred von Karma as a villain because quite frankly I am obsessed with how good his writing is. “Haunts the narrative” no this man IS the narrative. His shadow looms over the entire game before we even know about him and his presence lingers long after he’s gone. He makes one decision that sets the entire trilogy in motion. Every main character is directly or indirectly molded by his hands and his decisions, his effect on the legal system is a curse that clings to the characters for the entire series, and he only shows up in one singular case to serve absolute cunt and then die in prison. Who the fuck is doing it like him.

ROUND 1: RIGHT SIDE

hbd to the defender of childhood dreams

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called "the mithraeum" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Cytherea’s corpse under the bed

My fellow lyctor Mercymorn pacing: god is lying to us

What if I cry

I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga

maybe don’t hire Martin

bonus:

i had a dream i got everything i wanted

i dont want to get out of bed to draw this but i gotta write it:

Aki: I’m going on a…… date

Power and Denji: Ew a date? who would date you? is it a boy? Are you gay?

Denji: If you’re dating girl she should dump you and date me. But its probably a boy cause you’re gay

Power: Yeah you’re a [wildly offensive 90s gay slur]!

Denji and Aki: That’s so fucked up. Power what’s wrong with you? That’s so offensive.

Power: [cries and throws a fit and flushes all the vegetables in the house down the toilet]

Aki: [has to reschedule his date because thats the only time the plumber can come over]