Someone make this actually happen, cuz it’s fucking beautiful.
Anyways crack AU where Ras finds the Teapot of Tyrahn (he just does don't question how, he's him) and he's trying to use Nadakhan to his advantage, but this motherfucker keeps trying to manipulate Ras.
Ras luckily has Extreme mental fortitude and is hyper-focused on his master's plans... but now he also has an annoying Djinn constantly trying to manipulate (and fuck???) him. (Ras is not clear on that one but the constant lack of personal space + Nadakhan's seductive tone and silky voice make him almost certain of it.)
Ras can't just Wish for anything either, he knows Nadakhan is a deceptive asshole, so he's really only keeping Nadakhan around to trick others into wishing for shit and getting trapped. Both Cinder and Jordana have one wish left and Ras forbids them from being within 90 feet of the Teapot.
The tape 💀💀💀
Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭
Me when someone points out the most obvious shit ever:
Like, no really??
I didn’t know bob’s dog just died!! I thought he was crying because of the fact that Ryan Reynolds is hot.
Imagine being short— *cough, cough* what??
Real
I'll admit. you really just gotta feel bad for nokt escaping stairs hell only to experience the most baffling and infuriating 5 minutes of his life
Get me someone who loves me like this
Hahahahahaha whyyy
Hehe that’s where he was going.
I can’t get over this fucking scene I was genuinely crying with laughter WHERES HE FUCKING GOING
Me whenever Lucifer storms outta Linda’s office with a stupid way to resolve his issues…
Hello y’all!!
It is a good day, and I decided to let you all know about me. I am 19, gender-fluid, and bisexual. My fandoms include Ninjago, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva boss, Arcane, owl house, Amphibia, and ramshackle.
The ships I ship are:
-Geode
-Jaya
-lloyrumi
- Lumity
- Sashannarcy
-Willow x Hunter
- huskerdust ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
- Chaggie
- Stolas x Blitzø (Stolaz??? What’s the ship name help)
And Fizz x Ozzie.
I cannot remember anything else, but if I do, I’ll edit this pinned comment later.
A few things to know:
-I do NOT tolerate anyone inappropriate to others sexuality, or Homophobia in general.
-I DO SWEAR: if u are sensitive to such things… then do smth about it. (Like not clicking on my page!!)
-any harassment will not be tolerated.
I love all of y’all who are still here. I also love memes, they’re so silly!! (Like me😭😭😭)
Pinterest, my profile is Starryfroggie, my username is Doesqueershit.
my Wattpad: username is Bistar21, and my name is starlight.
I don’t really write much on my Wattpad, so be warned.
Anyway, that’s all 4 nowww, bye bye Bitcheessss
Rixalynn
The one person who will always love Sasha Waybright. (We be vibing and failing life together!!)