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"does puppy want a treat?" puppy wants to slit his fucking wrists

🏴 : I always check you're account on a daily, whenever I get a chance.

🔴 : I've seen every single post you make and when you make it. But I don't interact in any way so that you have no way to know who it is that's stalking you.

🛑 : You're no good for me, I should stay away, but I keep crawling back hoping maybe, somehow, something will change.

🪽 : I could be your little guardian angel.

🫐 : I can not stand seeing others sending you asks, anons, or messages. The idea that others interact with you and you interact with others? It drives me mad. Can I make you focus on just me?

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THE FIRST TWO I DO AS WELL! <33

🛑- Honestly hun, we're both not good for each other but somehow it canceled out /pos

🪽- awhhh <3 (yes that's all I have to say to that /pos)

🫐- I would just focus on you, iiiffff I wasn't in such need of attention 24/7 from everyone around me-

when your classmates start talking about sending death threats to furries and therians in science class

what :<

I just threw the most DIABOLICAL things at Theseus (told him to kys, called him a wh0re, flipped off my screen(aimed at Theseus tho), etc :3) bc a comment on tiktok asked me what I think about Theseus (my tt is an Epic! Poseidon rp acc)

Uhm Poseidon, father, don't kill me😊

(For context, Theseus is Poseidon's son. THAT MOTHERFUCKERS KIDNAPPED HELEN BECAUSE HE "WANTED A DIVINE WIFE". SHE WAS LIKE 10 I THINK. Something was up with those ancient Greek myth writers cuz WHAT. (He also like outsmarted and k!lled a whole bunch of people))

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

Ew I just drove past a car that had "Team Trump" and "Joe *something in between* Hoe"

I flipped off the car ૮ › 𖥦 ‹ ྀིა

Ask game:

"What Kind of Anon Are You?"

🏳: I am a devoted follower when it comes to you.

🏴: I always check you're account on a daily, whenever I get a chance.

🚩: I love your presence, but I'm far too envious that everyone else gets your attention too. I'm not willing to share.

⚠️: Will being friendly help me get closer to you? Or would you prefer I try to manipulate my way into your life?

🔜: Are your dms open? I'm tried of being an admirer from the sidelines, I'd be fine with being your friend if that's what you need right now.

🔴: I've seen every single post you make and when you make it. But I don't interact in any way so that you have no way to know who it is that's stalking you.

🔵: I'd keep you company, cheer you up, and play my part of being the perfect anon, even if I may or may not be more that just one anon.

⚪️: I see you as a perfect friend and wish to be closer to you.

⚫️: I wish I could know every thought you've had, every feeling you've felt, and the one who gives you everything you need.

🩰: I think you're fun/interesting, if I spam like your posts, would you notice me? Even for a moment?

🛑: You're no good for me, I should stay away, but I keep crawling back hoping maybe, somehow, something will change.

☔️: Even in the bad, and sad, I'd hold your hand through every step of the way.

🪽: I could be your little guardian angel.

🫐: I can not stand seeing others sending you asks, anons, or messages. The idea that others interact with you and you interact with others? It drives me mad. Can I make you focus on just me?

when he’s also an insomniac so you both stay up late and talk to each other

It's midnight and I JUST remembered this- time to wash my hair!!!

My hair is greasy but I don't wanna take a showerrr waaahhh ૮ ߹ ᴖ ߹　 ྀིა