Hi Hun, Do You Take Snail Bribes? I Was Trying To Teach A Child Bravery By Hiding His Rabbit In Russia's

Hi hun, do you take snail bribes? I was trying to teach a child bravery by hiding his rabbit in Russia's house, and now I am concerned that his guardian Tabasco, or Taurus or Virgo (or what ever the stomach ulcer fairy's name is) might be struggling to take care of the funky little guy. Something to do with bad school behavior? You look like an honest and sincere guy, all built of mochi and anime (my sort of dude I'll tell ya!) so I feel you will tell me the truth. Tell me, what can you tell me of this Ivan guy or this Toblerone guy? Are they good dads? Do they even take dear Raivis to the monthly snail parades? Where the snails don their tiny hats? Help a snesbian out (quick before my snail wife comes back from the snail parades, I am not allowed on the ipad anymore!) Sincerely, 🐌

Hello, Miss… Snesbian..? I am very honored that you have reached out to me and I hope all is well with you and your snail wife. As for Mr. Russia and Mr. Toblerone (I am uncertain as to who this is; my apologies), I do not hold a lot of information regarding them.

As for snail parades, I believe most nations such as myself hold them in our stomachs yearly so perhaps they do so as well. I call it サザエ.

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Uh… perhaps the available Bat one please? 😅

Robin is nowhere in sight. He must be...preoccupied. Maybe he fell asleep in a giant bird nest somewhere.

Robin Is Nowhere In Sight. He Must Be...preoccupied. Maybe He Fell Asleep In A Giant Bird Nest Somewhere.

Are there any other sidekicks available right now? Maybe...Batgirl.

Or another Robin. There are several Robin positions open.

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見返り美人図

見返り美人図
見返り美人図

Today I decided to dress and pose as a famous painting: 見返り美人図 otherwise known as Beauty Looking Back.

This painting was a singular stand alone piece made by Hishikawa Moronobu who is mostly known for his innovative ways regarding the method of coloring for ukiyo-e woodblock. This method was very influential due to how my house simply only had black print before then.

To showcase the painting’s popularity even more so, the “Beauty Looking Back” painting was adopted as the pattern for the first Japanese postage stamp after WW2 in 1948.


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By Nathan Lerner Rainy Day, Tokyo, 1981

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Pochi And I Decided To Take A Small Walk Today However Pochi Had Other Plans… We Boarded The Bus And
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1 month ago

Please feel free to come back and visit whenever, Mr. Netherlands.

My estate is always open to you.

Pochi And I Decided To Take A Small Walk Today However Pochi Had Other Plans… We Boarded The Bus And
Pochi And I Decided To Take A Small Walk Today However Pochi Had Other Plans… We Boarded The Bus And
Pochi And I Decided To Take A Small Walk Today However Pochi Had Other Plans… We Boarded The Bus And
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1 month ago

Salutations. I am 日本国 otherwise known as the state of Japan by my colleagues or simply Honda Kiku by those whom I am familiar with.

Many people know me for my cuisine, sumo wrestling, samurai, onsens, and anime however I wish to share my culture as well as expand my horizons on the customs of other countries through this app.

Please do feel free to send in asks; I will try my best to answer them with punctuality however if I fail I do so I apologize in advance.

A Little About Me:

Birthday: February 11th which is my national foundation day. In 660 BCE, Emperor Jimmu ascended to the throne and unifying my people as one nation: Japan.

My Favorite Food: I am very fond of vegetables especially when they are pickled, fermented, and salty. I am also fond of sushi, shiozake, nimono, tsukemono to a large extent.

My Hobbies: I enjoy exercise such as walking, baseball, making preserved food, working with my hands on 2D and 3D taking care of Pochi-kun, and sunbathing. My newest hobby is challenging myself to cook dishes from every country (they will most likely be adapted in a respectful manner to suit my own personal taste).

My Companions: My beloved Shiba Inu named Pochi, my cat who is addressed as Tama, my Guinea pig named Haru, and my pet rabbit who is named Yuki.

Salutations. I Am 日本国 Otherwise Known As The State Of Japan By My Colleagues Or Simply Honda Kiku
Salutations. I Am 日本国 Otherwise Known As The State Of Japan By My Colleagues Or Simply Honda Kiku

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1 month ago

Thank you. I shall be sure to attend in a timely manner… that is if Pochi-kun ever decides to get up…

Thank You. I Shall Be Sure To Attend In A Timely Manner… That Is If Pochi-kun Ever Decides To Get Up…

Oh hi Japan how are you doing? What do you think of going to my farm this weekend? You can bring your dog

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Greetings. I am doing very well, thank you. I would be honored to go to your farm this weekend. Which day is most convenient for you? I’m sure Pochi-kun would utterly adore your goats.

1 month ago

Speaking of Christmas time, I wish to ask you a question personally if that is quite alright with you, America. Ever since 1974, KFC has become a beloved Christmas time meal for families across my island. Due to this, I was wondering if KFC is a widespread Christmas tradition for your people considering that you are the founding nation of KFC?

It's funny, kids get presents from their dads who sometimes dress up as Santa – and Finland once told me I could think of him as my papa – so if I were to think of him that way, then my dad really WOULD be Santa!

It's Funny, Kids Get Presents From Their Dads Who Sometimes Dress Up As Santa – And Finland Once Told

He'd be way more convincing with a beard, though. 🤔


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1 month ago

Mr. Jap, do you like it here on Tumblr? (⁠^⁠.。.⁠^⁠)⁠ノ

I am rather fond of Tumblr so far actually. I enjoy interacting with others as well as viewing some art. Do you enjoy Tumblr if I may ask?


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1 month ago
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Check out the 🌍Hetalian Globe🍝 community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Greetings. I decided to make a Discord server where all personifications can enjoy each other’s company. It is still under construction with more coming soon however I hope to see you all there.

~ Sincerely, Japan.

(OOC: Hi!! This server will kind of be like the roleplay blogs except you get to interact with each other roleplaying as your claimed character! ☺️)


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