As Someone Who Had A Coffee Addiction Not Long Ago, Not To Mention Sleep Deprivation And Workaholic Issues,

I would like to understand why people don't like Bernard...

like, did he do something bad to be so hated? or do people just hate him because he's dating Tim now? It's kind of illogical to me, you know? It doesn't make that much sense. and the same people say he has no salt or personality, but they haven't even tried to evaluate the character before.

and Bernard is not bad, far from it. He is a great, understanding and supportive boyfriend to Tim. They are two weirdos together!!! and that is cool

so unless there is a real reason for him to be so hated. no one will ever make me hate him! Bernard is too iconic for me to hate him, I mean, the guy thinks Batman is a demigod-demogorgon and that's funny.

Bernard Dowd has grown on me like never before. Whether it's his canon character or the fan version of him, I love him, I just love him!

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

I am indulging in a dorky au that I've quickly become obsessed with

some HC ideas about the au under the cut!

- wing shapes and patterns are used to make assumptions about fairies and their skills

- dk’s wings are weird and don’t work so he’s seen as bad luck or cursed

- he starts secretly experimenting with dust to try and be useful

- all night is the one to inform him about the possibilities with dust

- bakugo is seen as a savant with his magic and capabilities and his unique wings lead ppl to think he’s blessed in some way

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

🚶‍♂️deku sensei casual wear

⚠️high volume warning

This is a silly little animatic I made a awhile ago, I’ve always wondered what the vestiges did when they were not being plot-relevant.

Sitting inside the endless void has got to be a little boring at times.

(The audio is from TheOdd1sOut)

AU in which neither of them becomes a pro-hero ♡

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Set 10 years after the final battle (manga 424), Deku left the UA and Bakugou's heart couldn't stand the pro-hero life. They meet again by chance and re-build their friendship as they support each other through their shared disappointments.

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

🥦💥 (they’re looking at each other)

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"Break away"

Chapter 1

Omegaverse, bkdk, krdk angst, krdnk

Unrequited love (on bkgs part), cheating (not bkdk), omega drop

Katsuki never imagined he would meet Deku like this again.

The omega had been a important part to his childhood. A part Katsuki never appreciated.

It wasn't until the first week of UA that he felt it.

Emptiness.

His new friends (not lackies, but actual friends..!) helped a little bit. They chipped at his blow hard facade and put his feet down firmly on the ground. They made him face his own flaws, which revealed his biggest mistake.

Deku had admired him.

But now those

those green eyes sparkled for someone new.

Kirishima.

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"This is my boyfriend, Izuku!"

The rest of the squad greeted the greenette omega warmly. Katsuki stood in the back, hands firmly planted in his pocket.

It was the only way to hide how they shook.

From where he stood, he could see the varying reactions on his friends faces.

Only Dunce faces' smile seemed forced.

___

Apparently they had been together since the end of middle school. 5 years ago, to be exact.

It shocked Katsuki, causing him to wonder how the two had met.

Was it by accident? When?

Katsuki didn't want to know, nor did he ask.

Instead, he stiffened in gobsmacked surprise at Deku pulling him aside.

The hallway they stood in was dark, shielding them away from the ruckus in the livingroom.

Deku fiddled with the end of his

oversized hoodie. It was a dark burgundy red, with the gray gearshaped logo of Red Riot on the front.

It looked homemade.

"Kac-Katsuki... I want to apologize."

Katsuki blinked slowly. Slight irritated confusion filled him.

"For what?"

"I..."

Deku licked his lips. Katsuki tried to ignore the way his stomach clenched at the small act.

"I don't know... but whatever it is, I want to sincerely apologize."

Katsukis mouth thinned into a straight line.

"Whatever... I forgive you, even if there's nothing to forgive."

Izukus tense shouldered lowered. Clear relief evident.

"Thank you, Katsuki... it means a lot coming from you."

Katsuki opened his mouth.

But he closed it.

He didn't know if those two words would be enough. Especially for what Izuku said next.

"You mean a lot to Ei. S-so I hope the two of us could be friends as well, f-for him."

Katsuki could clearly see it.

The apprehension.

Fear.

But most of all, he also saw something else.

Hope.

With a aggravated sigh through his nose, Katsuki thrust forward his hand

to tousle those curly greens.

If his heart thumped at the sound of the pearly laugh, he ignored it.

Along with the sting he felt the moment he saw Deku and Kiri cuddle the rest of the night.

___

From there on, he and De-Izuku rebuilt their torn friendship.

Shtty hair seemed surprised but happy. His best bud and mate are getting along, having him tearfully boast about "living the pack dream."

Both Deku and him would hang out together with the red headed alpha. Have dinners, go hiking or spend their leisure money on

bad hero movies.

Katsuki felt the well ignored pain in his heart lessen, the more he hung around the two.

Somewhere amongst it, he apologized to Izuku.

Head down and remorseful, he hadn't expected Izuku to lift it up. Smile tearfully before hugging the alpha before him.

"I forgive you, Kacchan."

Tears threatened to fall from Katsuki eyes. He brushed them away, his attention momentarily focused on the bump on Izukus abdomen.

The omega was carrying his alphas pup. A pup Shtty hair had been giddy about lately,

from how he constantly pulled out the sonogram pictures.

(BRB, my hands are going numb)

The red headed alpha was brimming with prideful joy, eager to share it with everyone else around them.

Katsuki groused he was disturbing the peaceful air at work. But both him and everyone else knew it was just the normal hot air from the blond alpha.

Only Dunce face didn't smile. But Katsuki had long since stopped wondering why. Whatever the blond omega was going through, was something he obiviously didn't want to share.

Still... Katsuki had to admit it.

Kiri and Izuku was moving fast. Maybe too fast.

For the day the two announced the pregnancy on IG, was the same day they dropped huge news to Red Riots rabid fans.

They were engaged.

And the same day in private, the pair asked of Katsuki something just as surprising.

"Bro... you're like family to us. Someone who always knows what to do when things gets tough."

They were seated at the two mates' home. All three bundled up to warm themselves up in the november cold.

Both Katsuki and Kiri drank coffee, whilst Izuku warmed

his freezing hand on his warm cup of cocoa.

The omega glowed.

Obiviously from his pregnancy, and not because Katsuki felt certain things for his best friends mate.

Said best friend smiled warmly at him, as he drawled on.

"We know our family's would be there if

anything where to happen to Kazue-"

Kazue..?

"- but we knew who would be the best to guide and teach him if we weren't there-"

"Just get to the point shtty hair! This sentimental sht is making me vomit, Goddammit!"

Shtty hair chuckled.

"I know, I know. What we meant to ask, was..."

The red head shared a fond look with Izuku. The omega smiled, before turning it towards Katsuki.

"Would you like to be Kazues godfather, Kacchan?"

Katsuki felt breathless.

His inside twisted in ways he didn't like.

He should be happy for the mushy two. Be damn grateful for having Izuku in his life again.

I mean, they offered something so big. Something no one had done before.

So with a shaky breath, he let out a small chuckle. Smirked crookedly at the two.

"Sure. The damn brat would need someone hard to balance out you soft bastards."

He let out a indignant growl at the sudden glimpse from Kiri. Pushed him away as the other alpha tearfully thanked him.

"We're gonna be the best pack ever!"

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The day of the wedding was just two months later.

Shtty hairs mothers had chosen both the chapel and the venue. The former was filled with both family and friends, their mutual friend not sure where to sit.

It was a topic of wholesome laughter, as they waited for the event.

Katsuki had arrived with his parents, who had gravitated to the mother of the omegan bride. Auntie Inko looked overwhelmed, constantly glancing towards the Kirishima couple.

The old Hag would later on rant about how left out Inko had been

during the preparation. Katsuki knew from Shtty Hair how little his parents liked his quirkless omegan mate. But the lovable goof hoped they would realize just how good Izuku is, especially since they were moving in together.

//"It sounds like a damn recipe for a disaster

Shtty hair!"//

//"But it could work! I mean, they even accepted Denki after we had that joint vacation with his mom back in our second year of UA"//

Speaking of the devil...

The explosive alpha spotted the blond omega standing beside his mother. The similarities between the two

where on par with Auntie and Izukus twin like appearance, with obivious age differences. Dunce faces' mom was whispering and giggling with Shtty hairs moms, sharing secrets none besides the three where aware of.

Occasionally the two would say something soft to

Kaminari, who would slightly blush with a nervous smile.

How the Dunce got their approval was even a mystery to Katsuki.

But it were all forgotten the moment he went to visit Deku in the dressing rooms.

The omega simply looked stunning.

Dressed in a flattering white dress, he made Katsukis head go blank. He had never seen anything more fcking beautiful, and couldn't help but to seeth inwardly.

He brushed away the bitterness as his eyes fell on Izukus.

"The fck... why are you crying??

It's your wedding! Yours and Shtty hairs happiest day, fck damnit!"

He walked forward to comfort the bride. Let himself be pulled into the desperate hug Izuku clearly needed.

Said omega shook. Tried to control his wobbly voice as he spoke.

"I want to, t-trust me! But... but I can't help but to wonder i-if I'm making a mistake."

Katsuki stilled. Pulled back to stare down at the greenette with creased brows.

"The heck you mean by a mistake?? You're having a pup, getting married to a guy crazy about you."

He cupped those freckled cheeks in his hands, brushing away the mascara filled tear droplets.

"It's your special day, you damn nerd."

Izukus eyes shimmered with the wetness of his tears. But the momentarily stopped, as he smiled wobbly at the alpha.

"Y-yeah... it is."

Katsuki couldn't help but to rub soothing circles into Izukus cheek. Something he used to do in their childhood, meant to calm and comfort the other.

But Katsuki doesn't think he could fix what Izuku said next.

"... Even if I never chose the dress.

The one I wanted wasn't liked by Anko and Ume. A-and I want Ei's moms to like me, s-so I let them choose."

Izuku visibly deflated.

"...but I don't think it helped."

___

Katsuki helped to fix Izukus make up in quiet after that.

During the wedding, his eyes would drift towards the mothers of the groom. Study how their stares hardened the moment Izuku walked in.

At the reception, none of them spoke up. Or made a speech.

Shtty hair had made one. Hell, even their former hobo sensei grumbled out a two sentence congratulations to the pair.

As the wedding went on, the Kirishina matriarchs would gravitate to the older Kaminari woman. With them Dunce face would sulk, his eyes drifting

towards shtty hair and Izuku.

Just what the hell is he so sad about?? If he's in love with either if them, he should just suck it up or stay back home.

Hell, if Katsuki could, Kaminari could too!

But it didn't matter.

The wedding party went on without any drama

from the four, making it a night Katsuki bet Izuku wouldn't forget.

Said omega looked on fondly at both the guests and Kiri. His hands lowering to most likely rub his gravid bump.

___

Months later, a screaming Kazue finally arrived.

The birth had been grueling, but Izuku worked through it like a champ. Katsuki couldn't help but to admire the plucky omega, especially from how he had initially done it alone.

Shtty hair couldn't be there at the moment.

Both he and Dunce face had become hero partners during these last few months. Mostly due to a mission both of their agencies were cooperating on.

Dunce faces' boss had insisted the two to team up. That's at least what Shtty hair had told him, during a visit at the Kirishimas.

Back then Katsuki had studied critically how pale Izuku had become. There were noticeable bags underneath his eyes, and the bite mark on his neck looked faded.

Katsuki had grilled Shtty hair about it in protective ire. But the red head had reassured him it was

because of the mission being prioritized.

//"I want to take care of it as fast as possible! The villain is a danger to most, and I don't want him on the street with my pup almost out."//

But the villain was jailed three days ago.

So Katsuki wondered what the hell

kind of excuse the moron had for missing the birth of his damn pup!

Said rascal were the spitting image of his dam. And with his red eyes, Katsuki could almost daydream about being the pups true sire.

But he wasn't.

Instead, Izuku tiredly showed off Kazue to Katsuki.

Smiled endearingly between them both, as a small hand clasped at Katsukis still finger.

"Say hi to you god father Kazue. He means a lot to your mama and papa."

___

Shtty hair arrived eight hours later. Carrying a tall bouquet of fake yellow sunflowers, and packaged gifts.

Izuku smiled brightly at his mate, chirping in responds to the alphas happy chuffs.

Katsuki watched them from where he sat on Izukus right with a blank look. His suspicious thoughts swam like guppies in a fishbowl. They threatened to topple over, once he saw a

certain blond omega lurk in the doorway.

Next to the glaring omega stood Kiris mothers, who stiffly walked in with tight expressions.

Ume stood at the back, as Anko strode forward.

"Let me take a look at my grandson."

Izuku made a confused noise, as the woman took the pup

from his arms.

Kiri threw her a look, which she ignored. Silence filled the room, before she put the pup back into Izukus arms.

Katsuki wanted to strangle her, especially for what she said next.

"Have you checked his toe joints?"

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Tbc