This Wolf In British Columbia Took A Break From Eating Herring Roe To Investigate A Half-submerged Object:

ah, eto...bleh

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.

literally my favorite type of tweet

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"