parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration
First and last time i’ll be able to participate so here i go
Their legacy will live on
why are my dream posts getting notes
Vintage gay Bart shirts
I love perfume samples so much. I love the little bottles and I love the little smells. Unparalleled experience.
travelled back in time to show a Gregorian monk a playboy magazine but he sees a shaved pussy and gets really scared and starts crying and says "why cut down what god willed to grow?"
Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
final sunday