Have A Good Monday

one final finger in his ass

yeah

click link for the name of your stand tho

STANDS HERE GET YER STANDS HERE

Tag with the name of the stand you got

It happened a long time ago (Of course I told her the truth)

Her first language was not English, so… that happened.（´＿｀;;）

Alternate ending

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Your allah hat is very pretty

Thank you lol. It’s actually called a hijab.

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)