Without Doubt The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

It's me boy, the PS5,

Women are my favorite guy

Cowboy times, I'm wanting more

Leave the girl, stop the war

Boom, inside your brain go zoom

Play my games, feel the groove

Playstation 5 overload

Everybody MOOOOOVEMENT

Stockpile HRT now.

what we deserved

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Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster

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