Cant The Onigiri Boy Just Say Smth Like "STICK TOGETHER" Or "ATTACH" And Bring My Boy Back To Life T_T

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

I love reading the silly usernames of people who follow me like yes suckingnanamibigballslover27 I accept u here 😛

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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i fucking LOVE LIFE !!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???? IM ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS AO3 EXISTS!! THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER AGE EVER !!!!! AND IM LIVING NOW AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww