Me: 2017 Is The Year I Calm Down

Mary Watson: Say Mama sweetie…Ma-ma!

John Watson: No say Dads! Da-da!

Baby Watson: …

Mary: Come on, say it! Mah-mah…

John: Try it, baby. Dah-dah…

Baby Watson: …Mah-dah…Mah-dah…

Mary: No, it's Mah-MAH!

John: It's DAH-dah actually!

Baby Watson: mah-dah…mur-der…MURDER!

Mary: …

John: What the f—

Mary and John: ………SHERLOCK!

Sherlock: *manic laughter in distance^

Is It Possible to Say Both?

Left or Right?

*sniffs air*

*closes eyes*

Me: the time nigh

*a single tear falls*

Me: it's comeback season

announcing their engagement to one up tom holland

“Are you sure you’re not drunk?” 

schuyler defeated

Alexander Hamilton: Since when are you a democratic republican?

Aaron Burr: Since fuck you, that's when.

if hope is with us, we won’t know time is passing 🔥

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