Person A: I'm hiding my feelings for Person B super well.
Person B: *breathes*
Person A: I HAVE TO GAY- I MEAN GO
I also present to u
Person A (later, thinking about this moment): fuckin nailed it
hehehehhehehhehe you FOOLS lestat’s perspective on the story isn’t going to make louis look like some violent crazy mutual abuser that french fuck LOVES that green eyed seratonin deficiency he feels SO GUILTY about what he did to him and claudia IN FACT louis’s perpetual self hatred for his perceived inherent violence is some CATHOLIC GUILT ASS INTERNALIZED RACISM HOMOPHOBIA MISOGYNY ASS SHIT and lestat doesn’t FUCK WITH THAT he LOVES THAT MAN and yeah lestat’s gonna come out swinging with some “louis, louis, always whining why the long fave” but give him a sip of the old daniel molloy trauma trigger special he’s gonna be looking wistfully out the window with BIG FAT BLOODY TEARS rolling down his face just LAMENTING louis’s radience and kindness and fragility and how even his most savage cruelty gleamed and glistened like gore at the end of a sharp and shiny knife c’est tres enchenteur, non, monsieur molloy? OKAY????????
robert smith
Superstar power poses? I could run a clinic on this, boys. (x)
i’m flabbergasted. what is the point of standing there? what is he proving? did he have to crawl up there all determined and then pose like batman? he is so dumb i love him
Magical pastel sunsets at the beaches of Marche, Italy 🇮🇹💕✨ By @mauro_roberto__
Louis: Ugh, Lestat only wants my money and he's too dumb to manage finances by himself. What other reason is there for him to turn me? 🙄
Lestat upon seeing Louis being depressed AND suicidal: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, would you like to receive the Dark Gift?
JJ’s motto is “deny deny deny” and he is trying his hardest to deny his feelings for Pope
8teen | black | they/she | "at some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you gon' be. can't let nobody make that decision for you."
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