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Don't Worry!

Rengoku Kyojuro x F!Hashira!Reader

Lighthearted banter with your husband Rengoku and his best friend Tengen after a mission.

warnings: mild suggestive content! mostly fluff

A/N: I saw a post awhile back of how Tengen would totally tease Rengoku about being a good lover and say something like "no kids yet? 😉" and Rengoku would respond with how Tengen has 3 wives and still none and I literally can't get it out of my head 😭😭 PLEASE if anyone knows who the author is/where the post is tag it 😖😖

I absolutely love the idea of Tengen (playfully) teasing Rengoku about his relationship with y/n and one of them just saying something completely out of pocket

You stepped onto the covered porch and shielded your eyes from the blinding sun. Even as it set its power never yielded. In the distance ahead you could see the forms of two men slowly making their way towards you. You heart fluttered in your chest to see your lover and close friend laughing softly as they approached.

By the time they reached you, you were delighted to see that they had minimal bruises and cuts and in rather good shape.

"Kyo! Tengen! I'm so glad to see you!"

Kyojuro opened his arms wide and swallowed you whole. The hug enveloped your entire body and he even lifted you off the ground.

"Hello, my love," he whispered in your ear.

"Well, aren't you two just adorable," Tengen said with a smirk.

"Hi Tengen, it is always so nice to see you."

"Likewise, y/n."

"Well, you two go wash up, dinner should be ready soon!"

You three sat around the array of food. After such a long mission, you knew the two would be starving for a good homecooked meal, so you made all of their favorites. The two munched away at the food as you ate your own portion, giggling to yourself every time Kyo yelled UMAI!

"Ugh," Tengen groaned, "y/n, this food is amazing."

"Thank you Tengen! I'm glad you like it!"

"Rengoku, you are blessed to have a wife that cooks so deliciously."

"I am forever grateful for everything y/n does for me! I only hope to return the favors one day."

"Mm... I guarantee if I brought her back home to my wives, we would be able to repay her appropriately... I guarantee it would be the right treatment she needs." Tengen winked as he said.

Kyojuro's mouth was hanging open as he listened to his friend. You laughed boisterously for the umpteenth time that night.

"Oh, Tengen you flatter me... Do not worry, though," you smiled, taking Kyo's hand. "No other lover could satisfy me the way Kyo does."

You took a bite of your food and smiled again. Kyojuro and Tengen's mouths were hanging wide open, before Kyojuro crossed his arms and turned to his friend and smiled teasingly. All three of you laughed and resumed eating.

"Although... The touch of three women would be an experience I would like to have..."

Kyo spit his food out as Tengen laughed.

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Hi Can I Ask Gojo, Megumi,Shinobu,Sanemi, Tengen, Mitsuri and Itadori With The Father Figure Reader How They Would Act If They Discovered Pictures On The Internet Of Their Dad At The Club Drinking And Basically Being The Life Of The Party Picking Up Lots Of Women.

And The Other Day S/O Not remembering anything

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Kimetsu Academy

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»»————>Demon slayer<————««

Shinobu

She found you passed out on your kitchen floor

She didn't know why until a few days later

Her classmates saw the video and immediately showed her

They thought it was just some drunk dude and not her father

She's not mad just disappointed

She watched you chug an inhuman amount of beer then have a contest with another drunk to see who could (seemingly) dance better, sing, you even jumped on a pool table

the table didn't break but it sure did leave you sore in the morning

"Dad, are you serious?" She approached you with an unusual frown.

"What'd I do."

"What didn't you do. There is a video of you drunk out of your mind going around." She angrily pulled out her phone and showed you. She didn't give you time to speak before she went off again.

"I wouldn't be mad if I didn't see you drink so much. You drank like it was your last day on earth. You not as young as you think you are, you need to watch what you do." She started to sound worried and it made you feel bad.

"I'm sorry Shinobu. I won't happen again."

Sanemi

Sanemi was waiting for his students to arrive when he saw the video

He didn't know how to react

The who he called dad was dancing half naked to a crowd of people cheering him on

You were singing and everything

The only thing you had on were pants and socks

Everything else was nowhere to be seen

He was on his break when realized he forgot his lunch and like a good dad you brought it for him

He wasn't going to say anything but he just had to tell you

You were about to leave when he stopped you by grabbing your arm.

"Wait umm... Did you go out recently?" He asked nervously, not making eye contact.

"Yeah. Why did something happen?"

"You could say that." He showed you the video.

"I-i don't remember any of that." You swore as you cringed at your attempt at singing.

After the video stopped playing the both of you sat in silence. It was awkward.

Tengen

He thinks it hilarious

He was in the middle of making his explosive arts when he got a message from Makio saying "Get your dad before he hurts himself"

He had a good laugh watching you dance like there was no tomorrow

You had a chugging contest, played strip poker, made out with men and women

then blacked out

He couldn't be mad when you looked so happy

When he got home, you were being lectured by all three of his wives

"What would possess you to be so reckless? You could've gotten hurt." Makio says with Suma holding her back. You looked like a deer caught in headlights.

"But I'm perfectly fine and besides I don't even remember." You tried to ease her anger but it didn't work. She was about to explode when tengen helped Suma and Hina hold her.

"Whoa Whoa what's going on?"

"You saw the video. You saw this idiot."

"I think it was flashy. He was having fun and living his life to the fullest so I see no problem with him drinking every once in a while... With that being said you're not drinking without me there ever again."

Mitsuri

If you're happy, she's happy

but damn

She's never seen you act out in anyway

In her eyes you were a sweet and kind second father

Obanai found you when you went to the wrong house

He called Mitsuri and she came running

"Y/N I WAS SO WORRIED." Kanroji clung to you like her life depended on it.

"Worried? What happened?"

She pulled away and looked you up and down.

"You got drunk and blacked out." Obanai explained.

"Really?" You thought for a second. "I don't remember a thing."

"I bet."

Mitsuri hugged you again but this time tighter.

Who could refuse a hug from the love Hashira.

(Obanai stood to the side wishing it was him)

»»————>Jujustu Kaisen<————««

Itadori

He was scrolling on TikTok when a caption caught his eye

"DILF still knows how to party"

It a collage of 3 photos with a video at the end

first photo: You taking shots

second pic: A young woman in a crop top and mini skirt (?) grinding on

third pick: You taking body shots off the same woman

The video was You dancing with a woman on each side of you and another throwing it back on you

Gojo posted it

You were sitting on the couch when Yuji approached you.

"Uh dad... is this you?"

You watched the video completely confused you even took the phone from him to get a better look.

You go to the page to see Gojo's profile

You were gonna kill him.

Megumi

He was woken up by you drunk (with the asistance of someone you met at the club) and knocking at the door trying to find your 7 y/o son

he's 16

A few days later Nobara sends him a video on insta

You didn't have a shirt on and was making out with someone in the back of a club

He texted "..." to nobara

He sent the video to you

"When was that"

"I don't remember going to a club"

"I swear I don't remember anything"

Megumi remembers it

(the night in question)

*knock knock knock*

Megumi looked through the peep whole of the door to see you leaning on an unfamiliar woman.

When he opens the door the woman is quick to hand you off.

"Hi, is this your dad he's okay, just really drunk. Sorry for the intrusion." She said as was steadily backed up until she was out of sight.

"mmmmmegumi when did you get so tall." You try to stand up straight to compare you height but you end up falling backwards and falling.

From your spot on the ground you get a look at his face.

"Toji?"

"Who?"

*silence*

You passed out.

Gojo

He took you to the club and expected you to drink a little and go home

When things got wild he didn't have a heart to stop you

"But you looked like you were having so much fun"

If things did get too out of hand he would've got you

He took videos and pictures

He saved one as his home screen

"Who knew an old guy like you could party that hard." Gojo casually dissed you as he scrolled through his phone.

You ignored him thinking he was just pulling your leg.

"I've never seen you drunk before."

You ignored him again.

"You even flirted with a woman. You promised you take her home, she was into you too."

You were going to ignore him again but he played a video of you talking to the woman.

You couldn't help but check it out.

You could barely recognize yourself and Gojo was eating it up.

He was so proud of himself.

What I think the hashira (plus tanjiro zenitsu, and inosuke) would do if they saw a demon child

Kill them

Shinobu, Obani, Tengen, Inosuke, muchiro

Hesitate but still kill them

Gyomei, Misturi, Zenistu, Sanemi

Trys not to kill them

Giyuu, tanjiro

Idk I'm bored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Demon Slayer Masterlist

child reader - 🍭

- father headcannons

fathers day father to the rescue surprise attack comfort adoption adjustment pain sick

-Trio

Turning point

- Hashira

shorty demon mother aftermath narcissist big brother role model

Turning point

Demon baby (🍭)

- Blood demon art: Botanical Garden (🍭)

P1, P2, P3, P4, P5, P6, P7,

- Giyuu

a rock and a hard place (🍭)

I have a dad?

- Rengoku

big brother second-wind(🍭)

-Tengen

Tsuguko

- Muzan

devoted follower (🍭) Hide N Seek (🍭) troublemaker (🍭) marceline alt- botanical garden (🍭) werewolf transition naughty naughty (🍭) betrayal

I'm done

- Genya

overprotective uncle Sanemi

- Sanemi

I have a dad?

-Obanai

I have a dad?

-Ghost rider reader

meeting the Hashira meeting the demons, P2 fool (demons)

-Demons

baby half demon (🍭)

General masterlist

Masterlist + Rules

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Genshin Impact

Demon Slayer (have read manga)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (not finished stone ocean)

Toilet bound Hanako kun (have read manga)

Castlevania (finished)

Mob Psycho (finished)

Spy x family (not far into manga)

Jujutsu Kaisen (not read manga but I have been spoiled)

Hazbin Hotel

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Rules-

What I write

fluff

Angst

Child reader (Platonic Only)

Headcannons

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What I don't write

Smut / lemon / lime

Yandere

huge age gaps

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New year - new masterlist

HAPPY NEW YEARS

let's make the most of 2023

- I'm class of 2024

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New Year- I'm so ready to graduate

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ANOTHER NEW YEAR AND ANOTHER 4 YEARS

-2025

1000 Follower Special🥳

Angst

Ive come to the point in my life where i need a stronger word that fuck

Why are we being punished? Just for being born?

I saw what they did to someone just like me, and I’ll be damned if it’s going to happen to me too.

Person A and Person B finding themselves after a natural disaster, among the debris and wreckage, in sad silence, weeping into each other's arms.

Person A is having nightmares or trouble sleeping, and Person B tries to help them rest

Person A discovers Person B has been hiding an injury from them

1 is slowly dying, but tries their best to stay alive for 2's sake

character: You can’t let them find me. You know what they do to people like me!

reader and character battling against each other. Whether it's serious or playful is up to you...

character and reader say goodbye to each other for the last time

Fluff

Person A follows Person B out for a smoke break during work, but Person A doesn't actually smoke. They attempt to smoke a cigarette to impress Person B, but they immediately start coughing uncontrollably and embarrass themselves.

Person B trying their best to be quiet while Person A is taking a nap

Person B tucking the sheets around Person A when they stir during the night

Person A: Do you want to join me in my blanket fort?

Person A and Person B pressing their faces together sleepily, not even kissing, just resting their foreheads together, noses brushing, breathing each other in

Person B: I was going to go for a suave pickup line, but I got all flustered when I saw you

reader holding character very close, close enough to smell their hair. They whisper into character's ear: 'I don't like your new shampoo

Quote prompts

Prompt 1:

Person 1: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Person 2: Thank you

Person 1: I didn't say that was a good thing

Person 2: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Prompt 2:

Person 1: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Person 2: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Person 1: No! Four to five seconds!

Person 2: Too late!!

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YO thank you everyone. I woke up to 1000 of y'all.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Masterlist

3yo reader is unconscious on the ground, about to be devoured by a demon when the trio and hashiras show up… only after they kill the demon, does reader start to wake up. and reader has been turned into a demon… would the trio and hashiras kill 3yo demon reader (after being too late to save reader’s family) who just acts like a regular human 3yo? or would they keep them alive out of their guilt? 3yo reader doesn’t even seem to be aware that they are a demon…and look up at the trio and hashiras with happy, trusting eyes and grabby hands for ‘uppies.’

demon slayer masterlist It's Obanai's time to shine

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The Kamaboko squad and Obanai were in on a mission in a small village, a family had gone missing. Two kids and the parents with a demon also appear around the same time. (Obanai was forced to go)

"There's a demon nearby be careful." Tanjiro warned Zenitsu and Inosuke.

Inosuke scoffs and says, "You don't have to tell me that I'm always more careful than you."

"That's great Inosuke." Tanjiro beamed. Inosuke didn't know how to feel about it and he didn't have time to figure it out before a raging demon came at him.

He dodged and cut the head off just in time. If he weren't the great boar king, he might've died.

"I found something!" Zenitsu called out. Inosuke and Tanjiro were quick to follow were the voice came from.

They found Zenitsu sitting with his back turned to them. He was cradling something in his arms.

"Is everything alright, Zenitsu?" Tanjiro asked cautiously approaching the lightning slayer.

"I don't know." He turned around slowly with you in his arms. Your eyes we're open and bloodshot and tears were pouring.

You had a cut on the side of your head that was healing in humanly fast.

"Everything feels weird" You croaked out.

You definitely weren't human anymore.

"Give them to me." Obanai finally broke his silence. Zenitsu didn't dare to disobey and handed you over to him.

"What happened?" he asked you.

"Momma and Papa were acting weird... Are they okay?"

None one answered.

Obanai took you to Shinobu thinking that she could help you. She couldn't and told Lord Ubuyashiki about your existence.

The corps leader summoned all the hashira to decide what to do with you.

"I'd say kill him. He hasn't killed anyone but who's to say he won't." Sanemi said without even seeing you.

You were hiding behind Ubuyashiki and his children.

"Don't be so harsh obanai, you haven't even seen them yet. Would they like to come out." Shinobu cooed. Afterall you were just a child.

You gripped the back of Kagaya's kimono.

Kagaya's son, Kiriya, patted your head, "It's okay, your safe here." He whispered and gently pulled you from your hiding spot until you were seated in front of him.

You looked at the new faces spotting Obanai, the only familiar face, and darted off towards him, not caring about the sun.

You immediately started to burn, Obanai acted fast and quickly took off his haori and shielded you away from the sun.

"Idiot." He sighed and cradled you in his arms. You were happy so I guess he was okay with it.

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I'm always come back - William afton

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Saw this today on Twitter and it made me laugh so I had to share. Truth was spoken!