Yeah..

Starting a new crackship

The voices…. Yessss!!! The voices are telling me to draw gay people! They are telling me to draw the podcast characters! DRAW THE CHAFAREYRS

I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)

I LOVE HER TOO MUCH TO PUT INTO WORDS OMG

Yeah so when Alice repeated several times in season 1 that she is NOT getting involved with spooky eldritch horrors unless something bad happened to someone she cared about, I thought it was going to be a case of sad tragic foreshadowing.

Little did I know it was an actual promise.

The woman is teaching herself computer science, learning about alchemy, and breaking into apartments. She heard the Heinrich Unheimlich case and booked the first flight to Germany. It's insane how the worse things get, the more competent and savvy she becomes. Like she reverse-engineered the DPHW system on the first try. That's crazy! And cool! Alice the woman that you are. The most unserious character and yet somehow the one proving to be the most capable to handle the horrors in this new universe. Love you girl!

Hmmmmmhow do I find the zest in life again?

Blocking role play accounts because I really don’t enjoy them but I also don’t want to shit on someone’s happiness (they keep popping up on my feed 😞)

Get on facebook and start reposting things you want her to see (or delete Facebook altogether and tell her Oopsie it’s down for life)

eeeeyikes my mom told me that she views my presentation as very feminine (not what you want to tell your transgender son!!! this is not supportive parent behavior!!!!) and then started saying that rejections of femininity make her nervous bc internallzed misogyny which like ok but im pretty sure i’ve seen terfs say that. what is my mom seeing on facebook & how do i get her off it

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.