ʚɞ: levi, eren, armin, jean, porco, reiner
note: when you kiss them in the car and they get hard so they make you wait for their boners to go down !
warnings: cursing, sexual, toxic porco, f!reader
I BLOCK MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS Had fun in the Hazbin drawpile I hosted! I'm really happy with how this turned out.
god i hate anxiety so much like it's so inconvenient. 90% of the time i’m anxious, its bc of some dumb shit. like i feel so anxious i could cry and the reason is so dumb ugh i wish i was a clock or a chair.
i am grinding my teeth so hard my jaw is hurting bruh who decided that i would be a human without my consent. i wanted to be a pink and zebra coo-koo clock.
all of these ate bro
a masterlist of my unofficial attempt at this year's kinktober event. 25 days of kinky x reader love. all fics are 18+ in nature, so please, mdni. hope you enjoy, please remember to like/reblog your favourites, and I'd love to hear your thoughts :)
Note: almost all the reader characters are afab. their relationships with stolas and angel are qpr within the larger poly!dynamic. husk and blitz serve as the hinge in these dynamics. individual fics will note which ones feature gn!readers.
colour coding: huskerdust | husk | blitz | stolitz
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day one: breathplay
day two: titty-fucking
day three: mirror sex/body worship
day four: balcony sex
day five: lingerie
day six: phone sex
day seven: sleepy sex
day eight: shibari/sex toys/overstimulation
day nine: handjobs/public
day ten: nipple play/temperature play
day eleven: massage/blowjobs
day twelve: keep quiet/formalwear/semi-public/gags
day thirteen: cream pie/cum eating
day fourteen: heat sex/breeding/touch starved
day fifteen: pegging/anal/praise kink
day sixteen: mutual masturbation/camshows/sex tapes
day seventeen: handcuffs/blindfolds/marking/flogging
day eighteen: free use/authority kink/daddy kink
day nineteen: cockwarming/in the workplace
day twenty: size difference/monster fucking/thigh fucking
day twenty-one: voyeurism/dry humping
day twenty-two: bath sex/thigh riding
day twenty-three: knotting/hand kink
day twenty-four: face-sitting/spanking
day twenty-five: aftercare
being pinned down by a guy?? absolutely not.
being straddled by a guy?? ...well...
I eat this shit upppp
tipping your sworn enemy’s chin up with a blade, admiring their scornful scowl, as well as the amusing blush blooming across their punchable face that follows.
seeing the way they subtly adjust their pants, attempting to hide the evidence they might not despise you as much as they want you to think.
i said go ham and y’all made a whole turkey dinner, goddamn!
this is beautiful 🫶🏻
Cutely begs on hands and knees for more perv vox…
Pretty please?
God, fucking bet because he is literally an obsessive freak in canon so… yeah.
Would he be above sniffing your panties? No he wouldn’t, as stated before he’s a fucking freak. Like if you catch him doing though…
Imagine he’s over at your place or something and he sees a pair of your panties on the floor. Now, any normal person would leave them be but Vox is far from normal.
Instead he goes over, picks them up, and he can’t even help it. He’s fucking obsessed with you. So, he glances over his shoulder cautiously, and brings them up to his screen.
Obviously he didn’t look hard enough because that’s when he hears your voice coming from only a few feet behind him. “Having fun, Vox?”
And then he’d momentarily panic, and probably awkwardly laugh out a response while trying pocket your panties. However, you caught him too off guard for him to be slick. So, acting fast, you stop his hand right before it dives into his pocket, and catch it midair.
Now, he’d start to internally freak out because genuinely he has no idea how you’ll react. Probably already considering hypnotizing you into forgetting the whole situation when you start to laugh. A terrible all-knowing ‘oh, you don’t know the can of worms you just opened’ type laugh.
So, what do you do? Make him wear those panties while you tease him, and jerk him off, obviously. It’s absolutely humiliating for him, and your comments don’t make it any better.
“Such a pretty little freak, looking so slutty in my panties,” or “Wow, what would anyone say if they saw you like this? A respected overlord crying out of embarrassment, while wearing my lacey underwear.”
He’d be fucking rolling. Make sure to get it in his head that he’s a useless whore, a depraved slur, a freak, a pervert, pathetic. He’ll be whining and moaning for you to stop being so mean.
Fuck, you know, maybe you should even make him cry too. It wouldn’t be hard, just palming him through the underwear, sliding it aside to jerk him off tantalizingly. He’d be glitching out, arching his back, and practically sobbing if you through mean words into the mix.
But hey, it’s nothing the little freak doesn’t deserve, right?
shout to non-human characters with emotional detachment and has a burning desire to feel alive and human but is a lil fucked up in the head. one of my favorite genders fr