absolutely tragic 😪😪 #getheaventhegoodshit
What are some of the dumbest rules in heaven that basically serve no purpose?
honestly? No alcohol allowed.
I mean, except for wine when we do that “communion” shit, but it’s not even GOOD wine. You might as well be using grape juice, ya know?
You don't know why gojo is staring at you with tears pooled up in his beautiful aquamarine eyes.
You really didn't!
After all, you only said four words.
And now here he was, staring at you with a kicked puppy of a face, tears rolling down his cheeks and a over-exaggerated look of pure hopelessness slapped across his face.
"Y/N, my beloved, please don't break up with me, I can't do this again!"
You stare at him.
He stares at you, pleading with his eyes, a almost desperate, undertone layering his now hoarse voice.
"Please. I can't do this again, I can't have someone I love leave me again!"
"Bu-"
"And after suguru left, I can't seem to find myself, I only found home with you and only you! please, please I'm begging you don't do this to me-!"
And here you were, holding up a crying Gojo, holding up the 'strongest' as he wailed into your shoulder, staining your shirt with tears and snot.
"I'm not leaving you, 'toru, I promise."
"......I just wanted to go to KFC...."
i want his eye shadow smeared on my thighs.
@multi-fandom-imagine
Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.
Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?
i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
LMAOAOAOAO
nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
You all talk about wanting to fuck older men then you go and write out your dirty thoughts
like this
His eyes are going he can't read that!
he's just helping Viktor with evening stretching, nothing special
These two saved the world btw
pornstar!satoru who knows there are a million eyes on him, he’s seen his view counts—the whole world has seen his form. He’s cocky, loves knowing just how many people have gotten off to the sight of him.
pornstar!satoru who, despite his infamous confidence, gets nervous when you walk on set and offer him your camera-ready smile. You’re such a pretty thing, the dictionary’s definition of perfect.
pornstar!satoru who can’t help but excuse himself before the shoot, so he can was his face and sate his nerves. Locks himself away in a bathroom just to pull his phone out and google your name—and god does he like what he sees.
pornstar!satoru who is minutes away from having to be balls deep inside of you and can’t help himself from touching himself in the bathroom. scrolling endlessly on his phone, pictures of you in different positions, different little outfits, looking fucking perfect in each one.
pornstar!satoru who cums harder than he has in months, in a porn set bathroom, just to the fantasy of his hand being yours. he feels like a sex-driven teen again, hands clammy as he washes them clean from the receipt of his desperation.
pornstar!satoru who is hard again the second he steps out to find you already naked on the scene bed. your skin looks satin soft against those sheets, eyes soft and lips softer as you watch him stalk over to you. consent checks and camera placement talk goes through one ear and out the other, he can’t get his eyes off you.
pornstar!satoru who forgets he’s a pornstar the moment his hands touch that sweet body of yours. he’s completely fumbling the scene laid out, the scripted dirty talk is forgotten the second his lips open. the only reason cameras aren’t cut is because the filth that leaves his mouth instead is more pornographic than the scene at hand.
pornstar!satoru who presses you down into the mattress in a mean mating press when he’s supposed to have you face down ass up. who would he be to deny himself a long look into those pretty eyes of yours? no way is he losing this opportunity for a paycheck he doesn’t really need.
pornstar!satoru who loses his curated pornstar persona the minute he bottoms out inside of you. his usual moans and groans are replaced with desperate whines of real pleasure. this is sex, he’s a mess of need and want and sweat and god do you look good stuffed full of his cock. he can tell you’re feeling it too, that something else, that electric eroticism that gets lost when you fuck for a living.
pornstar!satoru who can’t stop wondering what you’d look like pinned down in his own bed, away from the harsh light and prying eyes of the production crew. who has such a visceral feeling of dread knowing how many people are going to see you like this, fucked out and cockdrunk by his doing. it’s possession, a need to keep you to himself, sequester you away for his eyes only.
pornstar!satoru who cums ropes way too quickly. he’s usually good at holding his orgasm at bay for long enough to make a porno, but your pussy clenched around his cock was too much, your nails in the corded muscle of his biceps, your lips against his, your body in his fucking vicinity? he can’t help it.
pornstar!satoru who, after filming, invites you back to his for a drink or three, and gets swiftly rejected when you bat your pretty lashes at him and mention your boyfriend waiting for you at home.
yea ima do a pt2 for sure 🗯️