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For the first time ever, Israel is finally being held accountable. Not by so called "civil free world" but instead by the global south

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Angst Headcanons

Yaku Morisuke

-Medium pain tolerance. Though it can vary some days he could take a volleyball to the face with little to no problems and other days a few stray tears will slide down his face. 

-Borderline asthmatic. For some reasons he gets lung infections easily. He can get wheezy if he exercises while cold. Spray deodorant is banned from their locker rooms especially if Yaku is in it, he won’t suffocate but it will affect his lung largely.

-He was told by his doctor to keep an inhaler on him at all times just in case so he does. Some of his teammates and Coach Nekomata keep one too.

-His illnesses are usually lung related but he does get the odd stomach bug every now and then.

-Not emetophobic.

-He’s had to deal with cleaning up throw up and blood so he’s usually ok in the sense if it’s someone else’s blood. If it’s his own that’s a whole other story.The sight of his own blood makes him feel faint and nauseous. 

-Enochlophobia, the fear of crowds and helplessness in the outdoors. He hates crowds, and not being in front of one he can deal with, it’s the feeling of being in one. Being pushed around, knocked over, yelled at to move. It makes him anxious and panicky. He’s short and that makes it worse. If it’s really bad he’ll get lost in the crowd. Kuroo and or Kai have had to rescue him. Sometimes he will grab the bag or jacket of the person in front of him, so he doesn’t get lost. They don’t judge him, crowds can be stressful and overstimulating. Though he thinks it makes him childish.

-He has generalised anxiety disorder. He worries a lot too, like if he’s alone he thinks about if his friends are ok or if his grandparents are doing good and then he works himself up and needs to call them just to check. 

-He gets a bad feeling before bad stuff happens all the time. Kuroo calls it his ‘mother sense’ Sometimes he can’t tell the difference between his anxiety and his ‘mother sense’ and that makes life a bit hard. If he’s feeling anxious and then he gets the feeling then he chalks it to anxiety and tries to ignore it.

-His biggest insecurity is his height. He hates it when people treat him like a child because of it. He gets asked on the regular if he’s lost when out in public. He once got asked if he was cheering for Nekoma, when some lady saw him wearing his volleyball jacket at a tournament. Kuroo never let him live that down. The lady apologised when he said he was playing.

-I headcanon Yaku to have two younger siblings. Baby twins girls Azumi and Chika. I also headcanon his parents are divorced and share custody. Reason for divorce, his mother is a bit manipulating and his father has drinking problems. His father is working on his problem while his mother could care less of her manipulating problem. She doesn’t believe Yaku has anxiety because it was his dad who took him to the doctors. He prefers his dad over his mum. His dad actually helps take care of the twins instead of manipulating Yaku to do it. In the case of when he hurt his ankle his mother told him he might as well quit the team as he useless before but how he was just in the way. She even goes so far to telling him he’s overweight, a disappointment and even the reason for the divorce.   

HI remember feel free to request headcanons for any character!! I am also working on the fic requests so I hope to have one done sometime today. 

Damian Wayne: So, that was plan B?

Jason Todd: No, no, that’s plan M.

Tim Drake: Don’t I die in plan M?

Jason Todd: Yeah, usually.

Tim Drake: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?

Jason Todd: Plans C, F, and M through Q.

Tim Drake: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Damian die in?

Jason Todd: None. And [pointing to Dick Grayson] none. And [pointing to Duke Thomas] … Nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Cassandra Cain] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-

Stephanie Brown: [to Cassandra Cain] Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!

Duke Thomas: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s- Let’s rewind- You skipped past me! You skipped past me.

Jason Todd: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.

Duke Thomas: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.

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and the universe said you are loved

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