bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything
jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it
bruce: what
bruce: no, im talking about your crush
jason: what
bruce: the love of your life
jason: oh you mean eddie
bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?
jason: yeah my best friend
bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–
jason: oh is this about me and kyle
bruce: KYLE RAYNER?
jason: yeah but it only counts in space
bruce: what
jason: our marriage
bruce: MARRIAGE
jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary
bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?
jason: what
bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?
jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful
jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie
bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?
jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so
bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?
jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose
bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!
jason: no
bruce: oh.
jason: she also calls me her wife tho
bruce: i need to lie down
Ladies and gentlemen, it is DONE.
Enjoy uwu *now I suffer carpal tunnel*
Jason & Dick, finding a dead body on patrol:
Jason:
Jason: b-
Dick, holding up a finger: don't you DARE say 'been there done that'
Jason: you can't tell me what to do, you didn't even come to my funeral!
Dick: I was in SPACE
Jason: and I was in the GROUND
the notes are broken 😂
the April 1st boopage is definitely nice, just a reminder to please let's not forget to talk about Palestine. Bisan called for a protest today so at the very least content uplifting Palestinian voices or bringing awareness should be getting the same level of reblogs as boop stuff. love you all, especially my moots, including new one I gained today you're all beautiful and great
Alfred, to Bruce: Now I know you SAY that the Batcave has kept everything up to code, but I recently spoke to a very reliable source-
Robin Dick: hi (:
Alfred: - and he has informed me that the floor is, in fact, lava. Which, I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety violation.
once upon a time, there was a player
Vash and Wolfwood as Katya and Trixie because I think they deserve to have some fun after the emotional disaster that was episode 11
The amount of time I spent on this is kind of embarassing
back at it w/ some tomco doodles
and a demon+angel marco
tom is definitely an angry and angsty bean sometimes, but he’s also soft baby and these two are in love,,
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