This Is Why I Find It Funny When People Say They're Similar. The Similarities Don't Go Much Deeper Than

reblogging this for later reference

People are not born with powers but must earn them through secret achievements. You randomly unlock one of the most powerful abilites

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

guess i like my eggs holy and pure then.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

Hi mutuals

cool mutual that i'm scared to death that i'll annoy (literally all my mutuals)

the fusiliform shark spins through the water like a drill

know the difference!

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

Get jiggy with it Watercolor, ink, gouache on cold press watercolor.