Guess Who Had Their Period Right After Posting This

anyways in honor of this person and their husband's vet med trauma or whatever i have decided to temporarily let harry out of the perfectly harry sized pot of boiling oil that ive kept him in for the past year. as you can see the first thing he did was take a nap because hes 13 years old and hes a tired little old man. the vet says hes in incredibly good shape for a dog of that age though so its ok.

unfortunately she also said that i cant be boiling him in oil anymore so i have to find a new way to torture him for all eternity... currently considering one of those metal container thingies full of spikes they used in the medieval ages but idk :// itll be hard to find one in his size

WAAAAAIT i just realized. harry has been boiling in oil for one entire year...thats crazy

@captainoffrustration

denial is a harrier

It had never seen the sun before, it’s a shame it surfaced on an overcast day.

its like chilchuck being really tall for half-foot standards, or senshi being really feminine for dwarf standards, or something...

hes just like me fr

like. im AFAB and 170cm tall without shoes, and the standard here is ~150cm... ive always been 'the giant', the really tall one, i've always towered over my peers and i like it! but it freaks me out a little seeing people from other countries going "oh im so short, im only 178cm.." like.... 😭

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

happy birthdaaay :3

thank youuuuuuuu

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

David Cronenberg and James Woods on the set of Videodrome, 1983.