He Got Fanart. Look At Him. Look At His Tummy. Look At Hes Ears. Im Sobbing. Credit Goes To My Friend

think im having a nervous breakdown

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

anyways joke is over its my dads birthday today and i can finally go back to training.... and then tomorrow im gonna go to an art museum with my friends... life is good:)

anyways in honor of this person and their husband's vet med trauma or whatever i have decided to temporarily let harry out of the perfectly harry sized pot of boiling oil that ive kept him in for the past year. as you can see the first thing he did was take a nap because hes 13 years old and hes a tired little old man. the vet says hes in incredibly good shape for a dog of that age though so its ok.

unfortunately she also said that i cant be boiling him in oil anymore so i have to find a new way to torture him for all eternity... currently considering one of those metal container thingies full of spikes they used in the medieval ages but idk :// itll be hard to find one in his size

WAAAAAIT i just realized. harry has been boiling in oil for one entire year...thats crazy

@stray-cat-girl he's from the "northern continent", which i think is meant to be dungeon meshi's equivalent of europe / eurasia? like how the eastern archipelago is meant to represent east asia and japan (picrelated)

idk.. i know people in europe are really tall, but here in mexico the average height for men is around 170cm, so he's a giant for my standards, lol

why is he so fucking tall

(illustration by ryoko kui, originally posted to her blogspot)

its like chilchuck being really tall for half-foot standards, or senshi being really feminine for dwarf standards, or something...

hes just like me fr

like. im AFAB and 170cm tall without shoes, and the standard here is ~150cm... ive always been 'the giant', the really tall one, i've always towered over my peers and i like it! but it freaks me out a little seeing people from other countries going "oh im so short, im only 178cm.." like.... 😭

Mulholland Drive (2001), Dir. David Lynch

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

>my god, its even insect themed

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል