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Victor's my hubby

Victor, my love, be mine!!!

Not sure if this makes me weird but I just got the sudden urge to watch documentaries of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer. If you don't know who they are (you probably do, tho), they are infamous, gruesome (pretty obvious) American serial killers.

Bundy raped and murdered over 30 women. He blamed his hardcore porn for fueling his flames. He was attractive and manipulative and used that to his advantage.

Story time: A woman was headed back to her car one night when Bundy approached her. He told her that he was with the police and that someone had attempted to break into her car (I think it was) and convinced her to get in his car and go down to the police station with him. Obviously he drove right the fuck past the police station and began driving her outside of town. He stopped the car to kill her and when he tried to handcuff her, she struggled and he accidentally handcuffed himself and she managed to escape.

Fun fact: Bundy was a law student and actually worked at a suicide prevention hotline at one point.

Dahmer killed and violated the bodies of 17 men and boys and then ate many of them. He had a fascination of letting dismembered body parts dissolve in acid.

Story time: Dahmer had noticed a jogger that ran by his house most days of the week. He found the man attractive so he hid in the bushes and watched the guy run by. Eventually decided he wanted to kill the man but the day he decided he would strike, the man wasn't going out for a jog.

Fun fact: Dahmer tried to create living zombies by injecting acid into the brains of some of his victims.

As a first-time writer (the only stuff I wrote before this was stupid fanfic one-shots), writing is a piece of freakin work. And I blame this partially on my constant watching of Cinema Sins.

First off, trying to name fictional/supernatural characters. I'm an overthinker, so I'll come up with some random jumble of words that is the character's name and then go, "I hope there's not something or someone that actually exists with this name."

And now why I blame my constant watching of Cinema Sins. I'll think of something cool, like some back story or lore or some crap, like, "Oh, maybe some demon gave this thing to this guy," and then I'm like, "Great, but anyone nitpicking this will be like 'Well why specifically that guy?'" So I gotta go think up some more plot bs that I'll probably have to change later to make other stuff work and I end up less worried about being creative and more worried about nitpickers.

Then I just end up losing interest in writing for the day and go jerk off to hot anime guys.

Props to authors, fr.

Real quick, if Johnny Depp doesn't appear in the new POTC films, I hope they fail spectacularly. Fuck you, Disney!

February 2nd,

Happy birthday to Nirengeki Shoda of class 1-B at UA High.

December 25th,

Happy birthday to Levi Ackerman of the Scout Regiment.

Is it just me or does Tomura Shigaraki just seem like he'd be a sub?

Did anyone notice how The Book if Boba Fett sorta turned into The Mandalorian season 3?

I know I keep obsessing over the gay manga that I've read twice now, but I don't really care. Atsuto has a great bod, imo

Lord have mercy on my soul. I want this guy to rock my world 🤤.

Who remembers S4 Ep 5 of Rick and Morty, Rattlestar Ricklactica? I remember it so well. It came out in my sophomore year of high school a few years ago. I remember it so well because I had to rewatch it so many damn times due to the long-ass fuckin hiatus that the R&M team took.

That's it. That's all this post was. Just a reminder of R&M's annoyingly long hiatus in the midst of S4 a few years ago.