Imma Go Sleep Now-

aaaaaaaAAHHHH HE MITOSIS'D

WHaA— I DONT— IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE MADE??— IM SO CONFUSED—

WHAT DO WE DO WITH A BABY?????

Wittle’ babyyy~

✨More pancake✨

Shadow would sound like a motorbike revving up fr— 🤣🤣🤭

Some lovely people have tried to inform me that real hedgies can have clicky purrs and I am very much aware of that. I just think Shadow is built different.

Like, louder.

ITS NOT WORKED THEYRE STILL THERE—

HOW DO I REMOVE THEM??

Like I love you guys but theses milestones are taking up SPACE IN MY INBOX

HEHEE—

(His laugh is too cute, holy baloney—)

Got tagged here and on Twitter that clip compilation of Keanu and his he he he laugh

God damn this Httyd race to the edge hyperfixtion has me in a chokehold—

I’m sorry dandy’s world fans 😭

So precious.. so cute 💕

all this httyd talk is bringing back into the rtte trenches, dont do this to me

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

When your friend is high as balls and you're trying to keep them from being too obvious.

Guys..

this may seem out of the blue.. but I was listening to the blues (old rock n such), daydreaming about Bruce Wayne x My oc n stuff, the usual~

But then it struck me; was superman alive when Elvis Presley was alive?? (Like in the DC universe)

So I had to search it up and apparently superman’s birthday is February 29 (but the first comic was June 1938 so that’ll be his birth-year since I cannot find his birth year)

And Elvis presleys birthday is 8th January 1935… THEY COULD’VE MET OR SOMETHING CUZ OF THEY ARE SIMILAR AGE!!

And yk how Elvis was a fan of superman? (Hence the iconic curl in his hair✨)

What if it was REVERSED??.. like Clark/superman decided to give himself that curl to match Elvis because he thought he was cool too??

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?!?

Like I can just picture Superman talking to the league about him going to one of Elvis Presleys’ live concerts when he was younger and he was able to lock eyes with Elvis Presley himself who was singing his heart out to the crowd of screaming girls, he then talks about how he immediately got butterflies in his stomach and got so flustered his face turned red, saying it’s one of his best memories he remembers (and also mentioning why he has his iconic curl is because of Elvis),

Then Batman nonchalantly says “did you have a crush on Elvis Presley?” And the way Superman would TURN RED slowly realising he did have a crush on him and then questions his sexuality for the entire day..

Spoiler: he finds out he’s Bi when he looks back at more memories of when he was younger✨ (e.i; his embarrassing fashion sense and his terrible record at dating)