WHAT DID THEY TO MY B O Y .

Guys..

this may seem out of the blue.. but I was listening to the blues (old rock n such), daydreaming about Bruce Wayne x My oc n stuff, the usual~

But then it struck me; was superman alive when Elvis Presley was alive?? (Like in the DC universe)

So I had to search it up and apparently superman’s birthday is February 29 (but the first comic was June 1938 so that’ll be his birth-year since I cannot find his birth year)

And Elvis presleys birthday is 8th January 1935… THEY COULD’VE MET OR SOMETHING CUZ OF THEY ARE SIMILAR AGE!!

And yk how Elvis was a fan of superman? (Hence the iconic curl in his hair✨)

What if it was REVERSED??.. like Clark/superman decided to give himself that curl to match Elvis because he thought he was cool too??

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?!?

Like I can just picture Superman talking to the league about him going to one of Elvis Presleys’ live concerts when he was younger and he was able to lock eyes with Elvis Presley himself who was singing his heart out to the crowd of screaming girls, he then talks about how he immediately got butterflies in his stomach and got so flustered his face turned red, saying it’s one of his best memories he remembers (and also mentioning why he has his iconic curl is because of Elvis),

Then Batman nonchalantly says “did you have a crush on Elvis Presley?” And the way Superman would TURN RED slowly realising he did have a crush on him and then questions his sexuality for the entire day..

Spoiler: he finds out he’s Bi when he looks back at more memories of when he was younger✨ (e.i; his embarrassing fashion sense and his terrible record at dating)

Thank you @skelexguts and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

✨This is epic!! ✨

SOMEONE SAVE HIM!!!!

Snotlout dying in a glue trap

HE IS SO ADORABLE

Dinosaur go rawr rawr rawr rawr!!—

SoundCloud

Amy can Flyy - Dinosaurs Go Rawr (Remix)

Listen to Amy can Flyy - Dinosaurs Go Rawr (Remix) by AlaynaApocalypse #np on #SoundCloud

L e m o n z

(i love leo's reaction XD)

Lemons. Yes....

Лимоны. Да. Кто как, а я люблю их только в чае☕

The sillies

Also happy anniversary to how to train your dragon you'll always be dear to me

He looks like a Sesame Street character..

AND IM SO HERE FOR IT— 💕

(Check dis dude out his art is awesome)

(Goob gives Sentient mop vibes)

Someone on tiktok asked to see a design with his original inspo used more. Looks fine, I just prefer him being cardboard, so I'll stick with that with some elements from this design added

WOAH..

All this just for the shrimpo blog???

Non the less..

✨✨Thank you thank you thank yOU THANK YOOOU!! ✨✨

Oh no— 😭😂🤣🤣

The Derry Girls/Dragons crossover we need

Hiccup: Thank you guys for being here during this trying time. It's just so sad to think that he's gone...

Snotlout: You thought he was a dick.

Hiccup: I did not!

Tuffnut: I definitely heard you call him a dick.

Ruffnut: So did I.

Heather: Not to interrupt, but everyone does see the dead body in the room, right?

Astrid: It's just Mildew, Heather.

Heather: It's Mildew's corpse. It's Mildew's dead corpse.

Fishlegs: What were you expecting? It's his wake. Haven't you ever seen a dead body before?

Heather: Of course not!

Snotlout: Thor, the Berserkers are weird.

Ruffnut: You can touch his face if you want.

Heather: I don't want - why would I want?!

Ruffnut: It's nice.

Heather: Stop it! Stop touching Mildew's dead corpse!

Astrid: Calm down Heather, we're all going be one some day.

Heather: Oh, thanks, Astrid! Yeah, that's helped!

Snotlout: It really makes you think, doesn't it? Death... makes you want to do everything... and try everything...

Fishlegs: What's going on, Snotlout?

Snotlout: Want to see something class? *pulls out a box of scones*

Astrid: Scones?

Snotlout: Aye.

Astrid: What's so class about scones?

Tuffnut: Scones are lovely.

Fishlegs: Aye, I like scones!

Snotlout: These aren't just any old scones. These are funny scones.

Ruffnut: They do look like a crack-up, to be fair.

Fishlegs: They're drug scones! He's put the drugs in the scones!

Snotlout: Too fucking right I have. I wanted to do brownies, but this was the only recipe my ma had. Besides, everyone knows drugs aren't illegal when you put them into food.

Hiccup: Is that right? I don't think that's right.

Mrs Ingerman: *entering* Any cups up here? *snatches the box of scones* I'll take those downstairs. *leaves*

Hiccup:

Astrid:

Tuffnut:

Fishlegs:

Ruffnut:

Heather:

Snotlout: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!