Speed Lineart Of The Kenny I Posted (❁´◡`❁)

the pain of being an artist

Let's be honest with ourselves, seeing your rendering of either the tarot attic scene with Adam and Declan, or the Jordeclan paint sitting sessions, would END ME! But again...your art always ends me so I'm not picky at all 💖

Just a little sketch but I got so many jordeclan asks I thought I’d merge them all and give us a little treat

(Also omg hi I adore your fic! I’m such a fan!)

Anti’s Time

(people seemed to like this so here’s a typed version so it’s easier to read)

Bye bye, Brody Cya, Chase Get that hat out of my face Your time is o̷̷v̴̷́è̛̕͡r̡̨̢͝ Your k̨͘͟i̴̕͟d҉͝s̷͘ are d̶̶̴͜͡ę̢͘͢͞ą̸͟͡d͜͞ And I’m officially i̸̢̢ņ̵̀͞s͠í̸d̶̛è̛͠͏ ̸́͠y̷͟o̧͘u̷̶͟҉́r̛̛͝͝ ̷͏̀͘͢h͏́ȩ̡̧͢a̴͏d̵͜͏

H̵͟ù̧͜r͢͏͜͡ţ̵̢ the hero Jackieboy Man Can’t run as fast as the others can Some escaped But you remain Now you’re t̶̴r͞҉̴͘á̵̕͟͞p̸̴p̢͢͡ę̴̛͞d̵̷́͞ in my d҉͘ǫ́͠͝҉m̶̀ą̵̵͟í̛́͜n̸҉

Merciless with Marvin Tricks of t̸̶͘͟ȩ̵̵͘͟ŕ̵͝r͏͞o̢r͘͠ I am back and ş̶̕͠t̡̕҉҉r̸͜͡͝͏o҉̸̡n̸g̷̨ę̴͞ŕ̵̢̕ than ever Your magic can’t help Your power is w̨̨e̸̡̛͢a̵͘͠k̡͢ Now join the others in e̷̴̡͢͞t̷҉͏̶́ę̸́͟͜r̨̀͘͠n̢̧͞a̷̧̕̕l̨̢͜͡͞ ̢͜s̨͜҉l͢͞͞͡é̵̶̶e҉̨̛p̧

So long, Schneeple Thanks for a̢͠s̀͟͡ś̡҉̵͡ì̡͝s͢͠t̸̷į͜͝ǹ̸̀͘g̨̛̀͡͝ The fans have no clue what they’re missing They think you’re c҉͘o̸̸̶͘r͢͞r͞͡ú̵̸͘͘p̡͘͜͝͡t̵̶̨͜e҉̵d͜͞ Think you’re ill But you’re helping me of your o̸͠w̴͟͏n̴̨ ̷̵̧̢̕f̶̢̡r҉̵̨͠͞e̷̴͠e̡ ̸̷̢͘w̵͜i̷͏͘͜l̴̡̢̕͝ļ̛͜

S̴e͝ize̵ ́the ̸c͡han͝ne̕l Take̸ ͏c̶ontrol ͠F̡i̧na̢ll͜y, ̷I’ll ̛r̀ea̸ch͠ m̴y goál ͞Ẃith҉ ̸my̨ ̧bran͟d͡ ͢n҉ȩw͡ ͞p̕up͏pe͏t͜s̀ Y̵ou can͟ s̢ay̸ ͠g̢ood̢b̧yè ́To̡ yóu̴r p͞rec̴įòu̶s,̴ w͡e͏ak̛

J̸̺̺̃ͪ͐a̡̻͔ͨ̇ͮ̏̌c̵̗̲̐̎̈́͌ͬ̽̄k̠̻̯̱̳ͩ̈́͗͆̐̓̀̚s͋̅̅̾̓̋҉̰̼e̫͈̤͌ͮ͐͒p̥̣̳̣̣̱̣ͣ̾̀ṫ̴̟͔̮̺̳̘̌̒̔̄̈i̡͕̰̥̙̹̘̹̎̆ͦ́̚c̏͌ͨ̕e̮̮͎͖̠͉̗͊̎̽ͮͩy̦̝̓̓̐̉̎ͬͭẹ̩̥̣

@therealjacksepticeye

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

oh good

Yup. In case you were wondering, this is what happens when you get the horse on Colossus 13.

Thanks google

WATCH: A Giant Pair of Pneumatic Articulating Feather Wings (video)

Quick note on Charles's speech for fic writers or anyone interested, really.

Charles uses tag questions, where he ends a sentence with a question, doesn't he? I see a lot of "innit" thrown at the end of sentences, which is right, sometimes.

There is unfortunately grammar. First off, if the main verb is negative, the tag will be positive, and vice versa.

When the main verbs in the sentence is a form of "be" or a modal verb (must, could, would, have, will, can, do etc), he's going to repeat that same form at the end of the sentence. An exception to this is a positive main verb of "I am" in which case the tag will be "aren't I?"

"[You're] Not going back to hell, are you?"

"I wouldn't wanna be dead with anyone else, would I?"

"No, we're not going anywhere, are we?"

"Well, I can't see where you're pointing to, can I?"

"We don't want a repeat of the infamous puppy debacle of '94, do we?"

He uses "innit" a lot less than people think, I think. It took me a while to find examples of him saying this, I ended up having to search a transcript. It follows the same rules as above, except the subject is always a thing, or the pronoun "it," and the main sentence is positive, so that the tag can be the negative "innit" (isn't it). *Edit* "innit" is not used as a question! It's mainly used to reinforce a talking point! (Thank you @elizabear). While the other tags are like rhetorical questions, this one is flat tonally and can end with a period, too.

"Boxing's a gentleman's sport, innit?"

"Magical void, innit?"

"That's the injustice we fight, innit?"

When the verb is not one of those above" he uses a form of "do."

"Well, that sounds a lot like you, doesn't it?"

"Wanna keep things professional, don't I?"

Charles also ends a lot of sentences with just the word "yeah."

"Psychic thing makes case work go a lot faster, yeah?"

I am usamerican, but I have a masters in Linguistics. People who actually use tag questions, though, please add on or correct me!