My Boss, Who Is A Grown Woman With Children My Age, Just Whispered, “Oh, This Is Going To Be So Fucking

I got really into the adventure zone literally a week and a half before the Balance Arc Finale cause that’s who I am with timing.I’m gonna miss the heck out of these two.

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Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.

Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.

Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.

Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.

Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.

So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.

Y’all, this is an absolutely preposterous amount of people!!!

As a thank you for your continued support and indulgence of my many (many) Taakitz AUs, I have made some charms and now I am going to give them away!

PRIZES:

One third place winner will receive a 3" Taakitz charm OR a 3" Blupjeans charm of their choice.

One second place winner will receive both a 3" Taakitz charm AND a 3" Blupjeans charm.

One first place winner will receive a 3" Taakitz charm, a 3" Blupjeans charm, AND a 2" Kravitz charm!

All charms are made with clear acrylic and hung from 18mm lobster clasps.

RULES:

You must be following me, Tumblr user terezis.

Like or reblog this post to enter; multiple entries are okay but please be courteous to your followers and mine - don’t spam.

You must be comfortable giving me your address (I will ship anywhere!)

You must have your inbox or messages open so that I can contact you if you win! If you do not reply within 24 hours, another participant will be selected via random lottery.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not affiliated with the McElroys or Tumblr in any way, shape, or form; they are not administering, sponsoring, or endorsing this giveaway. I am not making any money off of this giveaway. In fact, I am losing it! These charms will not be sold for profit - they were made purely for the love of the game (Dungeons and Dragons.)

This giveaway ends on April 3rd, 2020 at 11:59 PM EST.

Winners will be chosen via random lottery. Good luck!

A landback legal primer for landowners - (credits on slides, not mine)

Good news that we deserve 😌

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

Happy Jon (and Martin!) doodles that I used for my TikTok in higher resolution 🥰

I appreciate that the witch in Dead Boy Detectives wants to be a god but only of like, one town

she has realistic goals like Dr Doofinshmirtz whose ambitions were limited to the tri-state area.