It’s Like He’s Got Two Emotions - Pissed Off And Sadistically Amused.

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

Sirius Black (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

"But undocumented immigrants are breaking the law."

I don't care. Not even a little.

Trump broke the law. His insurrectionists broke the law. And when they did, you insisted that breaking the law is patriotic and that our freedom fighters were all law breakers.

By the standards that you actively uphold, undocumented immigrants are patriots. So I will treat them like patriots.

Harry: Well I'm going through a bit of a rough patch.

Harry: My whole life, actually.

raw raw ra-ah-ah, or whatever Lady Gaga said.

DREW STARKEY at the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party - March 02, 2025

If you asked most people whether they believed in love or not, they’d probably say they didn’t. Yet that’s not necessarily what they truly think. It’s just the way they defend themselves against what they want. They believe in it, but pretend they don’t until they’re allowed to. Most people would throw away their cynicism if they could. The majority just never get the chance.

Alain de Botton, Essays in Love (via the-book-diaries)

I need someone who will actually stay by my side, no matter what mood I’m in.

(via motivated-mindset)

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kinda can’t stop thinking bout mileven and their kids

like how their oldest would be the softest little munchkin of all time, and he’d wait around by the door for mike or el to get home so they’d call him “puppy” and how he has the cutest lil laugh, and he loves reading books so much

how their middle kid is this wild bean who jumps on beds and insists on playing hide and go seek all the time, he has so much energy, but then he’ll get all sleepy and cuddly and he’ll koala around mike and mike’ll be like “tired, cub?” and he just nods and his curls flop around and 😍

how their youngest kid is like the smartest sassiest girl to ever walk the earth, she loves her parents and siblings so much and she’s always hanging off of one of them, she’ll do the thing where she makes mike hold out a finger so she can twirl, she loves ballet, and she’s just the cutest little blonde bean around (they call her “bambi” shoot me pls)

like during thunder storms these beans run into mike and el’s room and curl up with them in the bed, just crawling all over them

and WOW mike wheeler loves his kids so much he’s always giving them cuddles and little kisses and they’ll be like “you have a dimple!” and touch his, and he’s like “so do you!” and he’ll give their dimple a lil kiss, or he’ll kiss their nose or their forehead and he just has such heart eyes for these bbys

their powers are so cool. the oldest, theodore, has like empathic powers; he can project feelings and thoughts and all that. he’ll put his lil chubby hands on their cheeks and make them feel happiness or love or whatever and it’s just so Softe

james pretty much inherited el’s powers minus the telepathy, but he’s such a mischievous little shit he pretty much uses them exclusively to annoy people. he’ll levitate mike’s keys over his head when he’s looking for them or levitate HIMSELF and mike is like “oh my god get down” and jamie’s like “lol no way”

sarah is a super genius and she’s really insecure about not having any tangible powers, but by six she’s in like fourth grade it’s insane she’s so smart, she learns French in like a week. one day she’s bullied and called a freak and she comes home crying and mike curls up in bed with her and he’s like “listen you’re so smart and you’re gonna go so far and I don’t care if you’re a plumber i’ll be proud of you” and wow how cute

and el literally like, cannot stop poking her kids tummies and peppering their cheeks with kisses. sometimes after long days she’ll just kinda collapse on the couch and oh here comes a lil cuteball, curling up with her and poking her cheek all “hi i missed you” and she’s like “i missed you too” and skdhdjjdfn

giving them baths is a nightmare because there’s sarah with her hair in a soap horn and jamie’s making water bubbles and theo’s like The Most Innocent, just giggling and playing with his rubber duckies kill me it’s so soft

they’re just the softest little family i’m dyin call 911