Family: What Do You Do For Fun?

I'm convinced there's at least one Addams cousin who can't tell if Tyler is Wednesday's boyfriend or just straight up her weirdest addition to the menagerie (he's both, but shh)

I imagine she tells the rest of the family about him, but mostly through letters, and it's so hard to tell by the way she describes him and the situations they get into.

Cousin: Doing anything special this weekend?

Wednesday: not really, most afternoons I'm just in the yard watching Tyler dig new graves with his nails.

Wednesday: I'll probably take him out for a walk later on, he gets really antsy in confined spaces.

Wednesday: Gonna be picking up whatever clothes he leaves behind, it's tedious, but he makes up for it by bringing me a deer he caught with his bare teeth.

Wednesday: At night, he insists on going to bed while watching a movie. But I just scratch his head and behind his ear for a couple minutes till he's out cold, then I just read whatever I want.

Cousin:...is he vaccinated?

Desperately hoping we're starting off season 2 with absolutely unhinged and deranged Tyler coming after Wednesday. This boy knew what he was doing when he picked Legally Blonde as a "horror movie" for their date where he proceeded to spend all 1 hour and 34 minutes of it basking in Wednesday's disturbed reactions with glee so imagine his now unlocked insanity.

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Tyler: I'm going to finally kill you, Wednesday.

Wednesday: I'd like to see you try.

Tyler: With affection.

Wednesday: *stares at him in horror*

wip rec: wyler edition - part 1

so, i was going through my bookmark on ao3, and i realized that some of the fics are wips that haven't been updated for a long time. that's why i'm making this list of wip fics that i love and haven't been updated for a long time: wyler edition!

disclaimer: while i do hope that they're not abandoned, i understand if the authors don't feel like continuing their fics or if they don't have time to do so. i didn't make this list to force anyone to write. i just want to share a few stories that i love and hope that other readers will appreciate them as much as i do <3

without further ado:

my unconquerable soul by melpomenemuse summary: an insight into wednesday and tyler’s relationship through the season finale and post season 1. my commentary: probably one of the earliest wyler fics that i read? back when there were only 2-3 pages of fics under the tag lol.

euphoric in some stranger delight by dandybear summary: 30-year-old wednesday and tyler preparing their upcoming nuptial + flashbacks of their relationship throughout the years. my commentary: i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this future fic so much; i can never shut up about it. bi4bi wyler and wednesday/bianca enthusiasts should read this.

a girl and her monster of woe by cryinlikecassandra summary: post-s1 wednesday learning how to become hyde's master. tags include: domme wednesday addams. my commentary: enid/bianca enthusiasts should read this.

grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt series (kudzu, draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man, the way i wear my noose (like a necklace)) by pansexual_intellectual summary: the series started with pre-s1 tyler, then continued with post-s1 wednesday in the addams manor and tyler's trial. my commentary: another one of my ultimate fave. all 3 parts are finished, but there's no follow-up yet. kudzu (and cat eye) can be very triggering to some. please be advised and read the tags wisely.

haunted heart by mistresswinter summary: another future fic. started with wyler's wedding, followed by a flashback to their tumultuous relationship. my commentary: so clearly, i have a weakness for future and/or domestic wyler fics lol. i don't usually like fics with oc but the author's writing is very engaging, i don't mind the oc in this fic at all.

(tbc)

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

what do you mean this isn't a scene from S2???

yes, I'm back on my meme shit

To this day, this is the best headcanon I've come up with:

Y'all cannot tell me this little troublemaker ain't got an AO3 account

so i found a meme making website and was immediately given far too much power which I then abused shamelessly. 

please my fandom, it's very sick, it needs media literacy, please

incorrect wednesday quotes: 1/? insp.

Me, a Hispanic - Caribbean with Romani ancestry, making a fic where Wednesday uses protection rituals and other practices reserved for significant others that have been passed down through generations in my family:

Also me, knowing those same rituals and practices got my ancestors in trouble with their own version of The Puritans, but they still did them out of devotion to their lovers:

And yes, it's all to protect this guy: