As Someone Who Drank Glowstick Fluid. The Urges Rise Once Again, I Yearn.

His name is bavid❤️

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish

Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

Are you getting a divorce?

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??

Suicide? the only thing im committing is to the bit