Ya Ever See A Microwave And Think Like Wow Tha.ts Puppy

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

careful put ting penits in sink, dish disposal rip that thang clean off

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

You’re telling me a Panera bread this man?

Look at my son.

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

getting infected by making out sloppy style with a zombie rn

freaking it demented style in the club