You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
Playing dnd and it just made me think-
Where's my mutuals for horny dnd where we can fuck monsters and bang in taverns and also have the greatest battles ever smh
Roleplaying my bardic fuck scenes with players? Yes
And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:
And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:
Link to the original if you wanna see more responses!
Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you!
Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.
Your daily dose of cat memes
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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The most badass to ever badass
this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure
Hi there! I'm RatBitchKinsTheFae or RattyKins! they/them, 19, and open to any friendly messages! Though I may take a while to reply (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
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