Obsessed With Mass Market Paperbacks. Their Pleasing Rectangular Proportions. How They Fit Badly In A

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

love hides in questions, you cannot ask a thing without giving yourself away. how was your day? (i hope it was good) when can i see you again? (i pray it's soon) do you feel safe with me? (i feel safe with you) what is your favorite color? (i wish to enrobe you in all that makes you smile)

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

bunny for me personally, but yeah! yes please, that would be lovely actually!

reblog if you’re okay with tops/doms dm’ing you to tell you what a good puppy you are (and how good you’d look drooling all over yourself while they fuck you with their fingers 😊😊)

i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

Something I want able bodied people to understand is that I don't want a diagnosis cause I wanna be sick so bad; I want a diagnosis because there is already something wrong with my body but I don't know what the fuck it is.