The Thing About Professor Utonium Is He Didn't Accidentally Create 3 Daughters, He Purposely Created

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

it gets better

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE BARBIE MOVIE, I LOVE IT SO FRICKIN MUCH!!!

if y'all haven't heard Love is for Peasants from Barbie as the Island Princess then i need y'all to just take a moment to listen to it. you'll thank me later.

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look

reblog to make prev stop having headaches