The Fae Smiled, Sharply: “Give Me Your Name, Child.”

i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

Solar panels are now so cheap, Europeans are building fences with them

The panels capture less sunlight when used as fencing than they do on roofs, but the process saves on high labour and scaffolding costs, according to analysts and posts on social media by households that have installed them.

“This is the result of solar panels getting so cheap that we’re just putting them everywhere,” said Jenny Chase, lead solar analyst at BloombergNEF. “Since installation cost — labour, scaffolding — is the vast majority of the cost of installing a rooftop PV [photovoltaic] system, it can make sense.”

“Why put up a fence when you can just put up a load of solar panels, even if they’re not aligned exactly to the sun?” says Martin Brough, head of climate research at BNP Paribas Exane. “Where the panels themselves are just incredibly cheap, the constraints become the installation costs and the sites . . . you get a bit of a DIY mentality.”

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

Sky and Brandon switch places at an incredibly early age, think 6 years old, and until the switch is revealed to everyone it has been 11 years of Brandon posing as Sky.

Nobles and commoners alike have spent 11 years building relations with Brandon. They've gone to parties and balls with him, various kingdom's celebrations, weddings and baptisms, and birthdays and funerals, hunting trips, gallerie openings, concerts and others, (cause Erendor likes to pretend everything is fine, and having is heir locked up 24/7 doesn't make sense, does it?). Brandon who is a lot more confident and self assured, who's funny and a little goofy, an extrovert and clearly a "people" person. He's charming and gallant, and noble and everything Sky thinks he's not.

Sky loves him to death, that's his brother right there, but he can't help feeling like when the ruse is over, he'll never measure up to all that Brandon has done as him. And he hates it, but he can't help wishing once in a while that Brandon would've failed early on, freeing him of having to live up to this version of Sky that Brandon has concocted for 10+ years.

bro she didn’t “let you smash” she was an active participant in the mutual smashing process

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am