Troy Quane, Co-director Of Nimona The Only Man I've Ever Trusted

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

Motivational things to send in the group chat

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

at this point im not so sure what is canon and what is fanon in half of the fandoms im in

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now