Humbled

Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?

Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:

Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.

Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?

Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.

Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.

Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.

Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.

Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.

Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.

PUSSY TENTACLES!!

Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?

ASMODEUS: Name things that could ruin a first date, go! MAMMON: Shittin' in your pants? DIAVOLO: Saying I love you? MC: Killing them? EVERYONE: ... BELPHEGOR: ..You're still mad about that, aren't you?

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

BOOP😼

war never changes

This​ happen​ to​ me​ when​ I was in the library​ and​ it​s​ annoying​ asf >:/

getting used as a buffer between loud ppl in school is cruel and unusual punishment

me as a writer

Short​ queen​​ 👑✨✨

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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*The brothers are going through MC's stuff after they left Devildom.* MAMMON finds a voice recorder in MC's closet: Hey, since when did they have this kinda stuff? LEVIATHAN: I don't know, let's listen. MC's recording: Hello guys. If you're listening to this that means I'm back to human world and you all decided to go through my private stuff, which I strictly told you NOT to. I know you would never ever admit it and just put the recorder back in it's place so I used a spell to let me know when the recorder is played. I'll call you guys a right after the recording is over. BELPHEGOR: Are we really that predictable...? MC's recording: Yes you are. Have fun explaining what happened to my stolen shirts. BEELZEBUB: ...They can't be serious, right? *LUCIFER's DDD starts ringing.* LUCIFER sees it's MC calling: ... SATAN: What? Who is it? LUCIFER: ..Everyone, put MC's shirts back in their closet.