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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

how is everyone not wailing and shouting in the streets everytime a new james webb telescope image comes out how are people not immediately rent asunder by the terrifying beauty of space with every new release

Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

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Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

TURN THIS INTO A SONG

depression is a scam

twenty one pilots - 2019

tyler: depression is a scam

josh:

tyler: it was invented by walmart to sell more rotisserie chicken.

josh: what

Is that you Shane? Did you post this?

weird noises: happen in the wee hours

me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go

You’ll read a classic and it’ll be 3 pages of pure dialogue but it’s just one dude going on and on in paragraphs about one minuscule detail

Despite the social meanings of them, "slut" "whore" and "bitch" are not words I associate with women. At all. When I hear "slut" I think of like. Tyler Durden. "Whore" makes me think of Dennis Reynolds. "Bitch," of course, is Jesse Pinkman.

the way that storytelling in the odyssey loops in on itself… everyone in the odyssey wants to know the odyssey. telemachus leaves for sparta in order to hear it. odysseus sits with the phaeacians deep into the night telling it. and he withholds it from people he doesn’t trust, only to reveal himself and tell it again. the sirens and demodocus sing to him about the iliad. penelope tells ithaca's bard phemius to stop singing because he has no songs about odysseus returning; if he can’t sing the odyssey, he shouldn't sing at all