Son...

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

I just read "You got hurt" in the "You've got mail" voice

Nicknames for the three PE teachers I have

The Storyteller

The Merciful One

The Drill Sergeant

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

A)

Or B)

My feed right now is full of birds, I'm not even mad

Just watched Thunderbolts* and then tried to go to sleep and my brain decided to write up a whole ass speech that Yelena should have said, idk I might write it down or something idk.

Edit: Here is the 3am drabble or something

Thunderbolts* spoiler below ig

Takes place right when Valentina says the new avengers

*Yelena walks up to the podium with an air of confidence, looks at her teammates then at the press*

Yelena: This is not true, we are not this, "new avengers" she claims we are. Half of use here [Thunderbolts*] are just hired killers, and mere days ago she hired use all to try and kill each other at a laboratory up in Nevada then incinerate us to get rid of project sentry and any loose ends. Ox corp were trying to make a single superhero that was stronger than all the Avengers combined. We are just a group of scrappy antiheroes, we are the Thunderbolts.

*-The press start taking many photos and asking so questions

-Yelena walks away with the other thunderbolts following behind, Red Guardian waves at the press before following

-Valentina is shocked and watches the thunderbolts leave

-Congressman Gary is in shock/impressed by the new information he just hears*

Post credit scene: Same as before

Post Post credit scene: *The Thunderbolts* are giving Sam a tour of the building, having a few takeout bags of shrawma, the rest of the scene stays the same*

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

I was playing with my cat and taking photos of her

Such a cutie