Holy Heck This Is So Accurate

facebook is a story telling ARTFORM

when i start looking at the shows i like to watch a lot and its a bunch of shows with like fighting and good character dynamics and i really didint know it was that simple.

ME

Happy Birthday, zzrrbbitt

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this is literally a third of the show is these girls wet

Xena and Gabrielle bathing each other, very nice, very gay

Yo this is just having a panic attack in public

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

im so sorry but im gonna find good gifs of him being baby girl while im eatching season 12

Criminal Minds 3.07 'Identity'

would hate to have to make small talk

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis