Honey If Cole Dies I'm Taking You Out Too.

introductory post

HEY! my name is Astro. adult, goin' to university to study biology.

I might not be super active here anymore but this blog is never getting deleted >:) just in case Ninjago ever takes over my brain again. it might. who knows.

my art tag is “vvvortex,” which is also the username I used to write under on Ao3. link can be found here if you ever feel like checking that out.

the other art blog I run is @astro-tram. I draw whatever I want... mainly Transformers, Railway Series, and more recently Sonic stuff.

what the heck is this "proper characterization" people speak of

to become a frickin' storm chaser solely for the purpose of living through the events of Twister (1996). i'm gonna fight an F-5 tornado in hand to hand combat

your url shows what you want most in life

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *a living arcade cabinet* *a soft fuzzy man* *a no eyed girl* *an expert in their field* *the eighth wonder of the world* *your father* *a spiral of ants*

Time twins

tmw one of you coworkers ends up getting used as a host for a semi-parasitic body horror alien worm and you have to use a broom to poke them off the wall so that they can actually do their tasks 

i— what———

HERE IT IS! The Ninjago manga in the Coro Coro side magazine! It’s just as wacky as I had hoped. I was nearly crying laughing at the Lego jokes. Hopefully my translation is close enough, I only had trouble with one or two lines. I didn’t bother translating the title image, since it’s pretty uninteresting in terms of text.

Anyway, enjoy!!

we all have our secrets.

bro I swear everytime I forgot that ninjago exists it randomly starts trending again, like it’s been running for almost 10 years, how are you still alive

Some Prime Empire Jay!!

Of course😁💙

Here's some Superstar Rockin Jay and Normal Prime Empire Jay😎💙

The aesthetic is just👌