LOOK AT CROWLEY'S LIL BLUSHY FACE AND TREMBLY SNEK BODY, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN

✨️ f l a w l e s s ✨️

I find rapture between your teeth, salvation in your hands.

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Control, a Good Omens Of Fire and Falcons oneshot by CemeteryAngel725

I was SO SO thrilled to be paired with @bea-n-art for the @goodomensafterdark Spring Fling Kink Sling! We were assigned orgasm control and latex, so here's a smutty little peek into the married life of fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale. You can also catch Bean's amazing art on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/beatenossart! And make sure to click through to the fic to see the full-length version of this art - it is so hot that Tumblr wouldn't let me post it!

Rated E (obviously), 2,142 words

Read here on AO3!

Summary:

They’re back!

After a dismal opening weekend at their local Renaissance Faire, Crowley asks Aziraphale for some help with letting it all go. Aziraphale gives it to him in the best way he knows how.

Excerpt (slightly edited because this fic is filthy):

Crowley shuffled forward and laid his cheek on Aziraphale’s thigh, bracketed by his husband’s knees, nestled against his warm bulk. Aziraphale reached out to stroke his hair, brushing the scarlet strands behind his ear before rubbing a broad hand under his aching jaw. Crowley’s body was clamoring for some sort of relief, but he ignored it, content to breathe in Aziraphale’s scent, one hand wrapped around his ankle.

Aziraphale only let them rest for a moment. “Up here now, my love. I want you on my lap.”

I MADE UR FICS BETTER @naromoreau AND UR JUST JEALOUS THAT I GOT MORE EXPOSURE ON THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM KNOWN AS WATTPAD THAN U GET ON AO3

Exposing @quona

They told me they didn’t care that I broke my elbow

One more WIP for this one.

I'd recognize that silly little curl in his hair anywhere. (This crop is perilously close to being obscene, I tried my best) WIP for @ukcalico!

Psst: I post full-sized WIPs, tutorials, exclusive filth, and more on my Patreon.

literally the first thing i thought of when it happened…. i wish i could make gifs lmao

Wow, OFMD fandom going hard :)! ❤👏🏴‍☠️ 

petition

GOOD OMENS. SEASON 3. CONFIRMED!

Can we hear a wahoo?

i had these fairytales on VHS tape as a kid and was endlessly fascinated by the horror-esque art style that is so clearly the work of an artist that is fucking haunted by their own mind.

really explains a lot about me as an artist.

Beauty and the Beast | Adaptions | Britannica’s Tales Around the World

This animated children’s educational series by the company behind the Encyclopedia Britannica presented one well-known fairy tale each episode, accompanied by two lesser known international versions of the same story.

The 1990 premiere episode featured a nine-minute short version of “Beauty and the Beast”, as well as the Chinese counterpart “The Chinese Parrot” and the Inuit story “Sedna”. The series is close to the original story, and also has a very scary-looking Beast.

observations

C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.