I Got My Sister To Start Playing Clone Hero (guitar Hero) And She Said She Finally Understands Why I

actually it’s so fucking funny to think about like post game Selunite Tav returning to whatever little group of Selune followers theyre from and just like…explaining all the nonsense specific to Shar and Selune you’ve been up to. Like you claim that you saved Selune’s lesbian daughter from being killed by a Sharran who you’ve been hanging out with and also you’re currently carrying said Sharran bridal style and insisting she’s not Sharran anymore don’t worry. You’re also level 12 now. Also she’s a level 12 cleric of Selune but she keeps accidentally saying “moonwitch” out of habit don’t worry about it. Also you’ve both talked to Shar and went multiple secret Sharran temples and participated in her rituals but don’t worry. Anyway she needs a place for her parents to live.

And like 100% this is sketchy as fuck even if you’re like a good upstanding citizen who people know wouldn’t lie but you know you admitted to having a brain worm so there’s a non zero chance you’re lying or got corrupted or something. But based on what Isobel and Aylin said they were doing after they left you, there’s is also a very good chance that at some point in the very near future Selune’s lesbian daughter is gonna barrel into town and very loudly validate everything you’ve said and actually add several fucked up deatils you might have left out and you know what it’s just a weird thing to imagine a random Selunite community to have to deal with out of no where

i need this new thornhill album NOW, i simply cannot wait for it to be april

"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.

I forget how attracted to femininity I am sometimes until a girl who jingles like a windchime when she walks and smells like apple pie and has glitter all over her face sits next to me on the bus and compliments my boots and it's like oh cool suddenly I'm an awkward teenage boy going through puberty or something

Maybe if I keep using the "🥺" emoji she'll know that I'm pouting and want her to fuck my brains out

today marks 9 years when i lost my eye, quick summary for those, i was shot by an arrow when i was a child, now 9 years today is when i officially became a cyclops

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

so i finally re-downloaded balders gate 3 and got some mods, and i may have went a little crazy in the character creator, i added a new race and class and some new cosmetic stuff

anyways this is going to be new character, she’s a nymph succubus, what do you all think