The Self Fulfilling Prophecy 

GET THEIR ASS

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.

want moooreeeee ;u;

can I please get some more panicky gay dad moments? please? I love these two and I wish to find more

Ryan Reynolds’ original pitch for Deadpool 2 was even wilder than what ended up in the actual movie! 🎤

It’s late at night, I can’t sleep, but at least my life is a dream come true with you

I’m always up for chatting and making friends! if you have discord we can talk there or we can use dm here on tumblr!

what is your fav DND character to play?

I've always been a fan of warlocks and rogues cause they have so much gameplay/rp variety, but I've always wanted to play an artificer. (Though I never really get to play since I'm the designated gm)

The customer is always right saying needs to die.

it’s been so long since i heard this dang song and you just- you just throw this my way???

“Caramelldansen” with every second beat removed