Bunji Au Compilation… Where Lwj Turns Into A Bun And Tries To Help Wwx In The Burial Mounds

NieLan's first meeting didn't end well

Unexpected

Wei WuXian would like to say the first thought that came to him after the shock was joy.

An unforeseen, but inevitable consequence of a Yin-heavy cultivator and a Yang-heavy cultivator dual cultivating as frequently and vigorously as he and Lan Wangji had been doing.

Pregnancy.

Impossible and unsurvivable to an average man, still incredibly dangerous to Wei WuXian with his still-low cultivation.  The doctor’s list of dangers and precautions needed was endless and Wei WuXian made no attempt to memorize them just yet.  Lan Wangji beside him was managing that.  He would tell him what he needed to know later.  Instead he spread his palms over the little swell in his belly he’d thought was too much time pampered by Lan Wangji until an hour ago and sorted through the disbelief and spike of fear.

He was going to have a child.  Lan Wangji’s child.

The look on Jiang Cheng’s face is going to be priceless.

The thought was loud and seemed to come from nowhere.  As if the idea of a child had returned part of himself to his youth, Wei WuXian ducked his head to hide the sudden shit-eating grin and started to quietly plot.  Naturally, Jiang Cheng should be told before the other members of their sect, considering his relationship with Wei WuXian.

Three weeks later, Jiang Cheng arrived and stepped into the formal family dining room with a suspicious look.   He tensed and relaxed in turns at the sight of Lan Xichen out of seclusion and a scowling Lan Qiren; their presence suggesting something official, the look on their faces suggesting something dire.  Wei WuXian manfully held in a giggle when his puzzled glare settled on Lan Sizhui for a moment before he took the seat he was offered.

“I’m sure you’re wondering why you were asked here in such a manner.” Lan Xichen began delicately, two years away doing nothing to his excellent ability to set people at ease.  “I assure you there is no great concern between our sects, this is something rather more personal you see-”

“I’m pregnant!” Wei WuXian cut in.

Jiang Cheng’s face was glorious.

His eyes widened and his eyebrows jumped up in surprise, then his whole face scrunched in a suspicious displeasure that dissipated into shock when he darted a look at the Lans sharing the table with them and confirmed it wasn’t a joke.  Wei WuXian read the familiar “of course” on his face, then watched as the full realization hit him and his lips fluctuated wildly between a disgusted twist and disbelief.

“…wh-how?” he fumbled out.

Wei WuXian watched the instant regret in his suddenly drawn up spine and panicked eyes, but didn’t give him a chance to retract the question.   “Well, you see, my dear, Lan Zhan is such an incredible man.   So virile his seed can grow in fallow ground.  But this field has been very well-plowed, so of course this is to be expected.”

Jiang Cheng made a high-pitched noise Wei WuXian hadn’t heard since his voice had stopped cracking.  Lan Qiren shouted his name in outrage as Wei WuXian threw his head back in a peal of laughter. 

Disgusted Jiang Cheng and Uncle.  Whimpering brother-in-law and a red-faced and one mortified son. 

Success.

As his name was shouted from several directions with an array of ire and embarrassment, Wei WuXian leaned against Lan Wangji and only laughed more.

Ah, and there was still Jin Ling to tell!

LET’S TALK ABOUT KATAKURI BLUSHING

BABY KATAKURI

BIG BRO KATAKURI 

AND KATAKURI SMIRKING AFTER HEARING THAT LUFFY HAS MADE HIS WAY OUT OF BIG MOM’S TERRITORY

fic: Internet Boyfriends, pt. 2

Part 1

“He’s my boyfriend from Yunmeng,” Lan Zhan says with a blank face.

Lan Huan stares down at the collection of framed photos on his younger brother’s desk. He doesn’t know if he wants to laugh or cry. A-Zhan’s first boyfriend…and it’s the kid that got kicked out of summer camp years back and had teased Lan Zhan until they ended up fighting. A-Zhan’s first boyfriend…and it’s the result of an internet chat room encounter.

“…Congratulations,” Lan Huan eventually settles upon.

“Thank you,” Lan Zhan says stoically. He returns to rearranging his collection of photos in some precise order unknown to Lan Huan.

The collection of photos faintly reminds Lan Huan of a shrine. An almost excessive amount of pristine images secured in wooden frames decorate the desk. There’s even a loose red ribbon situated just so in front of the central image. The central image, of course, is a young man clad in only swimming shorts. Helpfully and possessively, Lan Zhan had draped another red ribbon around the framed picture to censor what would undoubtedly be Wei Ying’s nipples.

“You two exchanged a lot of pictures then?” Lan Huan decides to ask. He can only hope that Lan Zhan is not being catfished but considering the variation of photos displayed, it seems like it truly is Wei Ying.

“Yes,” Lan Zhan says. Contemplatively, he shifts one of the images away from Lan Huan’s view.

Lan Huan stares helplessly at his younger brother. He thinks he should ask A-Yao for some advice, well-known for corralling his half-brothers. On that thought, he slips out of his brother’s room with only a hum of acknowledgement from his brother.

Bath time !

it’s six in the morning and i have to leave for set really soon but THIS. OUTFIT

I’m never gonna get over it

A-Yuan>>ft.Papa xian

cr. to the rightful owners

*WYB and XZ on a boat*

Director *in the loudspeaker* : hEy ! YOu tWo shOuLD KISS