This Is So Stupid Im Crying I Love It

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

falin must’ve been so confused to see chilchuck there like why is the world’s most expensive halfling on an unpaid rescue mission to resurrect me from a pile of digested bones. laios and marcille were obviously going to be there but chilchuck was a wildcard pick that only made sense when he had his “learning to tell his friends he loves them” arc

Gwanda everytime she sees jasper and celia making out in the common room:

sillies

Started this series couple of days ago, im only at book 2, and so far its been fun!

Reread the last chapter of worlds without princes (book 2) and wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!? What a messy rollercoaster and idk if i wanted to know what led to that point.

Tristan/Yara dying, Tedros tried to kiss Filip/Sophie, Agatha caught them- agatha sophie fighting- sophie reveal- TEDROS FEELING BETRAYED AND GOING TO AGATHA AND ALL OF A SUDDEN "OH I LOVE YOU MY PRINCESS ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU-" LIKE YOU DIDN'T JUST TRIED TO KISS SOPHIE?!?

GOD AND THE AFTERMATH- oh my god its awful its disgusting- first sophie getting betrayed, THEN KISSING HER MOTHER?!?!?!??!???? HER DECEASED MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN THE FUCKING SCHOOL MASTER SHOWS UP OUGGHHH THIS AWFUL WRETCHED VILE DISGUSTING

Now that im older and reread the scene,,, this whole sequence is more fucked up- Sophie crashing out in book 3 is so justified bro id go batshit insane too if that happened to me

No wonder i erased this from my memory, and i wish i never revisited it, this is godawful

Holysht letsgoooo

Random post canon headcanon: Call eventually gets a cane to help with his bad leg (and occasionally to hit Jasper with when he's being annoying)

AUs?? Concepts??

I just need to get it out there i guess. 2am rambles here we go-

MODERN AU (or Love Letter AU)

(yes, if yall following me, u shouldve seen this comin)

Evergoode and Nevermoore, 

Ever Uniform: White blazer with purple accents and purple skirt. (yes white n purple, pink n blue is sooo last season).

Never Uniform: Black and red. (like kakegurui?? i guess??)

(honestly- i already planned so much for this- idk whats stopping me from just straight up rambling bout tis au.)

Love Letter AU- basically book 1 plot, where sophie and agatha tries to woo tedros, but this time with !!Letters!!

Witch Agatha

agatha is a powerful witch living in a cottage in the forest. Just planting and gardenin with flowers and herbs. makin potions and baking pies-

cottagecore. its cottagecore. but also witchcore.

I drew a piece before- witch agatha and prince tedros- balcony scene.

Tedros- either got lost, almost got assasinated and manage to escape, or just needed to relax- whatever the reason. 

He ended up in agatha’s cottage, and helping out in the cottage, learning how to cook, walking round to forage, drinking tea.

just Tagatha cottagecore uwu.

Biker AU / Cafe AU / College AU

OF COURSE WE NOT GON FORGET BOUT THIS-

you see, i was staring at the wall, no thoughts head empty- then all of a sudden an idea-

BIKER AGATHA- the leather jacket, big black bike, and everything- BUT WORKING IN A CAFE- THE CONTRAST-

also ofc, the college part- imagine tedros just coming to the cafe where agatha works in- just to get coffee- ended up always coming back-

Delinquent AU / Red School (but modern) AU

i drew sketches of this before, and i cannot decide on “good kids gon rouge” or “atmospheric zombie apocalypse” 

the delinquent au is pretty self explanatory,

the red school plot- makes more sense if its set in modern times, and theres no magic. (i mean, u can prevent getting infected by the red smoke if u just blow it away with air magic- come on guys-)

if its set irl with no magic- tis not like you can buy a fcken gas mask in 7/11- it’ll be way harder to fight against the infected.

anyway basically this au exist becuz tagatha wearing uniforms with blood splatter in it- while their holding a weapon- tis hot.  

BONUS:

WALL-E AU (originally: @pumpkinpaperweight )

Agatha as wall-e and Tedros as eve.

agatha- lookin a lil steampunk robot. with goggles on her head, and her boots as roller skates.

tedros- has a hood thingy, like a retractable helmet. (def not among us.)

Agatha just doin her job, and collect lil trinklets. and this guy just comes in from the sky-

Tedros just doin his job, tryna find his objective- and this guy wont help him find it >:((

note: their dynamic aint like the movie, but more on actual tagatha

HS Band AU (with: @cucumbrandbeeswax )

this started cuz of her “SGE reference sheet post” in ig. i told her “they look like theyre bout to sing i want it that way from b99″. we came up with this concept-

Dot - lead singer, Hester - bass guitar, Agatha - lead guitar, Tedros - drummer, Anadil - piano, 

(she can finish this au of she wants, just wanna put it out there :DD)

ahhhh there we go- i prolly forgot to add smth- but im too tired-

OH THIS IS BANGERRRRRR WOWOWOWOWOWWWW

...the only way out is through a fairy tale.

please do not repost on other sites!!!

They’re so important to me