Denki: I Can Do Anything I Put My Mind To. I Once Figured Out Bakugou's Phone Number Just By Choosing

"The quickest way to brighten up a room is to smile."

No, the quickest way to brighten up a room is to turn the lights on.

I don’t think anyone would’ve been more confused by Naruto than Yamato. Yamato met Naruto and Naruto immediately wouldn’t shut up about Sasuke. Naruto refused to work as a team with Sai because of Sasuke. Naruto gives Yamato the “take my legs and I’ll still find a way to be with Sasuke” speech. Yamato watches Naruto have a panic attack over Sasuke. Naruto confesses dreaming about Sasuke to Yamato. Naruto loses his shit on that bridge because of Sasuke. Naruto lays awake at night thinking about Sasuke. Naruto does all that training with Yamato just to be like “Oh so only I can amplify Sasuke’s fire..” and then Yamato watches Naruto marry a woman. I would love to know his thoughts on that.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

If yall ever want cool (weird) parodies of songs search up Ruck Rucka Ali. 💯 recommended 👌

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The south-eastern region of Turkey was hit with a devastating earthquake of 7.7 magnitude on February 6 at 4 AM, when most people were asleep. The earthquake occurred along the Northern Anatolian Fault and caused significant damages to 10 cities in Turkey's south-eastern region, with over 1,000 collapsed buildings. It also caused significant damages in Syria since it occurred near the Turkish-Syrian border on the Northern Anatolian Fault and was felt across many countries including Lebanon, Israel, Greece, Iraq, Armenia and so on.

As of right now (13:15 PM) the official numbers show that there are over 1,000 buildings collapsed, 5,000 injured and more than 900 casualties. Unfortunately we know that these numbers will not stay the same, since most of the search and rescue operations are still underway, yet there are still many places search and rescue operators weren't able to reach due to damage caused in communication and highways. Extreme cold, snow and the fact that collapsed buildings are spread across a large region indicate that search and rescue operations will be going on for a long period of time.

Turkish Disaster and Emergency Management Authority (AFAD) has declared Stage 4 Emergency nationwide, calling for international aid in search and rescue operations as well as humanitarian aid. There also have been contacts with the EU Emergency Response Cooperation Centre, the White House and many other governments for further help.

As of right now there are nation-wide calls for blood donations, and even though the main focus is on the search and rescue operations, calls for donations of food, blankets, baby formulas, diapers, pads and tampons and protective gear have already started to appear. If your government is planning on sending aid to Turkey, reach out and ask if there is anything you can donate as long as they are clean and in one piece. Remember that it is mid-winter in Turkey and it is currently snowing in most of the affected cities, people have gone out in fear in slippers and pajamas so everything that can be donated counts.

If you are able to contribute to monetary aid, please check if where you are planning to donate is an accredited organization whether it is national, regional or international. If you are able to do so, even 5 dollars is worth more than you can imagine (you can check the exchange rates by simply typing them to the Google search bar). As of right now there are a few organizations accepting monetary aid, such as the Turkish non-profit Ahbap (their twitter), but if anyone is interested I will update this post for more links for donations.

If you are in no position to do any of those things, please, please share this post with others however you can. Twitter is flooded with information spread about those under rubble and collapsed buildings and places where rescue hasn't reached yet. People are panicked and the roads are blocked, and because of weather conditions no civilian flights are allowed to and from the affected areas. There have been over 60 aftershocks, the highest being M 6.6, and some of them caused more damaged buildings to collapse.

Please also remember that Syria is in a similar position, and because of the civil war the humanitarian aid is stretched out even thinner. It is crucial to be able to gather as much international aid as possible, especially in the first 48-72 hours.

The effects of an earthquake of this magnitude in a single city would be devastating on its on, yet right now Turkey is dealing with 10 significantly damaged disaster zones. Please believe me when I say that any way you can help we will be grateful for.

OMFG

I JUST REALIZED

When people say "your boys can swim"

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ADULT STUFF

I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERAL (kinda metaphorical)

I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT

I thought "swimming? What does your children swimming have to do with this situation?"

WHO CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID IDION???!?!!!??!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

"Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are...I will gladly do so!"

Suspect -> narcissistic joy

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

This was in the much later part of my dream but basically;

Child i watch over (as a omnipotent spiritual gaurdian) is complaining about wanting her mom (both her parents are there). I, in the form of a whisper and a few yards away, explain to a friend(?) That the reason she can't see me is because my appearance would break her mind. To which i shudder about because if someone COULD see me that would mean they are just as (possibly more) powerful than me. The second i think that the little girl (our main character i suppose) turns around AND LOOKS AT ME.

And that shook me to my core.

I spend years out of sight, my eyes closed, knowing she can see where i am through my own senses. As her gaurdian i actually can't leave her so i had to stay around. I think her parents got tired of her constantly chasing and screaming about me so they just disappeared (anime parent 101).

Eventually she found out where i was (roof) and when she looked right at me again, much closer now, i woke up. Messed me up bad. The child was not precious or sweet, just powerful. I was her gaurdian to ensure her destiny, why would she call me mom? I was so scared of her i woke up.

And funnily enough, this is the second time i've had that dream.

I actually found one recently! My little heart flipped and whooped with so much joy!!!

It's one of my most favorite fics ever and my ultimate favorite Parksborn (and maybe Marvel or/and soulmate) fanfic in all of existence!

(Oh but you have to log in!)

Props to @stranger-awakening for writing this masterpiece! (You made me cry from your writing and when I lost this fic twice)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1108008

a moment of silence for all the fics that were masterpieces but you'll never find them again

MERlin

I mean the way Arthur pronounces the name of his manservant it's been trend for years, an scencial part of many fics, headcannons and even of how we see the series

MERlin

What a beautiful thing to hear