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Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

Chilling and eating snacks with work buddy while looking at cat videos.

“Dokja look, doesn’t this cat look like Sooyoung?”

“Wow it does. Want more Pepero?”

“Yes. Gib”

Tmyfiictrwiemya

ok happy ending, they need it

I saw the words "goddam hypocrite" and I instantly guessed Kim "suicide" dokja was the cause

THIS GODDAM HYPOCRITE!!!

YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT YOU IMMATURE BAFFOON!! YOU IMBECILE!!!

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

Addendum: The furry fakeout plotline has been extended.

IT WAS TWENTY

Death Note AU where everythings the same except Light actually carries that big ass scythe from the manga art

忠犬サンド ( ngis , kris )