You CAN'T TRICK ME INTO SEEKING HELP MARTHA

I saw the words "goddam hypocrite" and I instantly guessed Kim "suicide" dokja was the cause

THIS GODDAM HYPOCRITE!!!

YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT YOU IMMATURE BAFFOON!! YOU IMBECILE!!!

Gregory has something to tell his dads 👀

(Tony Becker design by @dasketcherz)

"hop on cotl"

I forgot to post this ?? Anyway =w= I love detective and rival criminal bestie dynamics✨ Gregory leaving little hints at crime scenes specifically for Tony to find and treating it like a game ?

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did you hear about my amazing propaganda yet

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

Why would you hide this in the tags

*something bad happens*

atsushi: dazai-san has a plan! ☺️

chuuya and kunikida: of course dazai has a plan 😒

fyodor: oh, dazai has a plan? 😏

the fandom: DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HA --—

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

Maybe the Cassie swap could be someone original? That's what I did for my own swap au.

Also, Tony could be an actual journalist and writer! He could be someone Gregory knows/used to know and they work together sometimes. There's a little "tension" between the two, but it doesn't go anywhere for a long time. Not sure where Ellis would go. Maybe a teacher? Or a school counselor Patient 71 took care of....

Nosey Journalist & Tired Technician

Bonus - School Counselor Ellis