Imagining Ppl Drawing Their Fave Ships Like They Used The Compatability Rater From Tomodachi Life For

queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

okay throwback to when the suckening started and the first ep was streamed, and shilo said something like "i thought i was your special boy" and i was in chat like "OMG BBGRL YOU CAN BE MY SPECIAL BOY" and someone just replied with "username checks out"

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he is so babygirl I still think about it a lot..... i love shilo bathory sm

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

update: i made myself wear it all day, i didnt have anywhere to be but i did have to give my sib a ride so. i technically wore it in public. technically.

i like the outfit, and i have been more confident in my body these days, its just my damn hair 😭 rogaine fucking sucked and now im trying to find an alt option

me: makes actually a kinda slay fit

also me: immediately takes it off

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queeriouslyollie

2 years ago

finally got my art tablet all set up with my laptop, used krita for the first time today. super tired now lol i spent way too long on this and stayed up super late

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my art art artists on tumblr digital art drawing artwork doodle my artwork queer artist trans artist catboy i really like the way i drew his sweater it tickles my brain idk why

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

ep 6: did i stutter? (no you didn't please don't hurt me)

SPOILERS BELOW !!! ALERT ALERT SPOILERS BELOW !!!

(i accidentally did the past few of these all fucking day on my day off instead of being productive,, UGH I WAS GONNA USE THE DAY) (in my defense i almost never let myself just HAVE a day)

0:01:44 ripley: "you came from.. um.. the workshop, and it exploded.. oh jeez," blink: "yeah, it's- it was on fire, it's-" ripley: "it's on fire, that's great-" runt: "i'm not sayin anything, though, i'm not saying anything" (runt picking this up from troy is just. UGH!! younger sibling frfr) troy: "i'm not saying anything either."

0:02:50 blink: "so you're telling me you invented something that blew him up??" troy: "this guy's good.."

0:03:12 runt: "hold on, i'll let you touch it if you trust me. us big brains gotta stick together, so like, yknow, just tell me that you're cool with me and i can be cool with you, and then you gotta be cool with my boy here, uh, troy" ( :[[[[ ) troy: "yah. i'm already chill." bizly: "roll.. persuasion." charlie (as troy): "can i help out with the help action by looking really chill?" bizly: "i need you to roll performance." charlie (as troy): "to help out?" bizly: "well i need to know how chill you're gonna be." charlie (as troy): (has not rolled yet) "uhhh.. a natural 20, i don't really need to roll that..." (rolls, very flippantly) "uh that's a natural 20-" grizz (as runt): (yelling) "HOHH YES!!" (they lose it) bizly: "dude i think that, just, you guys get it. you just like-" grizz: "i rolled a 17 but if i rolled with advantage- alright, yeah it's a 17. with natural 20 chillness." ripley: "hhh i just don't know, i dont know, i dont- woah he's super chill!" troy: "i donevenknow whus goin on."

0:03:55 ripley: "you got the cool sled! oh my god he found the really cool sled, i always wondered what someone would do with that- are you a steamsledder?" troy: "yeah" ripley: "what team??" troy: "jus the cool one." ripley: "cloudspire!" troy: "rise up." ripley: "that is my FAVORITE!!" troy: "yeah, what are the chances-" ripley: "oh my goodness! you're... troy?" troy: "yah, you already know me, alright" ripley: "OHMYGOODNESS i am such a big fan!" (ripley is ALSO a troybo... wauw...)

0:08:52 charlie (as troy): "do i know about that?" bizly: "do you know where food comes from?" charlie (as troy): "uhh iunno the cafeteria?"

0:13:46 runt: "has he always looked like that? i mean, gwad dayum-" blink: "yeah i dunno- it's like he punched that guy in the face" runt: "he's just like d- really fuckin chill all of a sudden!" charlie: "i still have the fuckin lizard on me" NYAH: "nyah" blink: "i think that thing's sucking your blood-" troy: "i actually do feel chiller than usual- like cold, almost" runt: "don- don't tell him- don't tell him that, don't tell him that, this is gonna be really good for us. keep that to yourself- but also he's like perfectly symmetrical right now, it's fuckin insane!"

0:15:37 blink: "and.. i'm sorry, what do you- you want us to fly up there?" ripley: "well you can't fly us up there, i mean, you'd have some thrust, but not enough to take all four of us. but, if we were to assemble this and affix it to his really cool sled... he could drive us all the way up." troy: "i think we should do that plan." ripley: "we would exclusively need a ramp and a way to maneuver around everything, but, with the steamsled, it could easily thrust us through the air and maneuver around the different nets and take us all up the way up." troy: "just incredibly hard to stay this chill right now-" runt: "i told you it could be better!" ripley: "it'll only work one time!" troy: "as long as you don't hurt her." runt: "i'll be fine!" (giggling)

0:17:05 runt: "okay, so the- the juice from the fruit on the tree is gonna act like a little bit of fuel to cause the combustion. we have the- enough pressure that builds up inside, it's only gonna work one time cuz the pressure from the steam is gonna build up inside and then shoot a fuckin piston and ignite all the juice from the fuckin- from the fruit, and then that's gonna cause the giant explosion that, uh- uh- prop- the propulsion device that shoots the sled all the way up the ramp that uh- in the sorting district up the hole, right?" troy: "i gotta get some fresh air..." ripley: "that... is exacly right! where are you from?" runt: "i'm from uhhh the- the trench!" ripley: "and uh-and uh, and how? and how?" runt: "i was born there, and then they never let me-" ripley: "nonono how do you know all this?" runt: "i talk to god sometimes!"

0:17:59 ripley: "im- im embarrassed to say it, but i did always hope that.. the sled would find use.., from one of the..,, greatest racers..,," runt: "you're really some kinda big-shot up there, hm!" troy: "aw, do you really mean that?" blink: "is that why it says troy on it?" troy: "oh, shit? i never really read it like that." ripley: "i did carve that in there but i just- ii-i-idunno it was just kind of a... a wild dream.." (i lobv her sm, she's like me frfr troybos w/ unhealthy obessions unite) troy: "i thought it was calling to me or something but i guess i did just read my own name."

0:19:28 charlie (as troy): "i wake up early and i wash my tracksuit and there's no longer shit in my pants." bizly: "you're the one who every time we're not in the session keeps going 'we need to stop referencing it, because it'll make it too real-'" charlie (as troy): "-no i know i just worry cuz i can't stop thinkin about how it's still there-" bizly: "and you start doing the voice and immediately it's like, it has to-" charlie (as troy): "well he talked about it, it's just if people are gonna keep mentioning it i can't deal with it keep being mentioned! i just don't wanna see the fanart and me like with the big fucking dump in the back of my pants-" (nobody is doing that please just forget about it omg) (i refuse to finish this dialogue) (the more they mention it and his actions scaffold off of it the more i can't tell if it was a bit or if it's cannon) (i REFUSE to acknowledge it as anything other than a bit, i would rather die)

0:22:30 harrowed mountains mention! wauw they end up going there!

0:22:39 charlie (as troy): "i'm just havin nightmares." bizly: "dude, what could be happening with your steamsled right now in your nightmares-" charlie (as troy): "i dunno, but like i was leaning all chill and i had my hand on my steamsled but now there's not one i'm having nightmares." condi: "yeah, you were like, cuddling it while you sleeped slept, yeah" charlie (as troy): "i was, like a lover."

0:24:44 runt: "- oh! one more thing! he's gonna fuckin love this" /.../ grizz: "i use my magical- my magical, er i guess my wonderous tinkering ability, and then all, like, around the sled there's just this like holographic lettering that just says 'turbo troy,' just like around it." runt: "awright, we're f- we're done!" charlie (as troy): "this thing is not road legal, you gave it fuckin undercarriage lights? that's awesome" (actually so sweet of runt :[[[ )

0:29:34 bizly: "a little bit of time passes, um, troy, you wake up, the steamsled is back your hand, and, like, glowing lights kinda bring you- like get you awake. and you see 'turbo troy' on it" charlie (as troy): "i think i have prolly a moment of.. sheer, unadulterated rage." (grizz starts laughing) "as i wake up and i realize the weight is off. and for a second i think i'm being punked or something- and, i can probably, in that moment, probably take a life." bizly: "first person you see is runt!" troy: "weights off. runt. wait-" ripley: "oh! troy, you're up-" troy: "yah, i had the scariest dream of all time. i lost- but- what's going on here? it has little lights that say 'turbo-' did you put undercarriage lights on this?" ripley: "here- check this out!" (grabs a huge hammer, goes to hit troy) troy: "i'm literally going to kill you- i'm literally going to kill you if you hurt my sled." bizly: "i assume you hold up your sled to block it? with your-" charlie (as troy): "nawh, i love that sled, i'll prolly just take it."

0:31:34 troy: "listen, you guys have gotta tell me before tryin shit like this, but that being said, this is now a- this is a really, really cool sled." ripley: "it's a really, really cool sled! and check this out, cool lights! courtesy of runt." troy: "there is no way these are slope legal, but i'll see if i can get my dad to change the rules- it's weird that you took this, fuckin, in the middle of the night, i had some crazy terrifying nightmares-" ripley: "i was worried it was weird-" troy: "it was!" ripley: "but like- you took it from us, though." troy: "i was really c- it did have my name on it to be fair." (also him thanking runt so sincerely is so sweet :[ )

0:33:39 they proceed to cause blink to develop a panic disorder within minutes seconds instantaneously

0:35:31 bizly: "your heart's beating faster and you don't know if its cuz you're scared or if it's cuz there's something wrong with you." (omg thats so me!! i love playing "do-i-have-heart-problems-or-just-anxiety-roulette!") blink: "so should i go to like, the ICU? the ER, maybe? i think-" ripley: ".. what?" runt: "the what?" blink: "oh god." ripley: "i think this is a little above apothecary paygrade." troy: "why did you do that to him??" ripley: "well cuz now you see the tesla coil's gonna work so much better!" troy: "i just feel like there was a lot less focus on that, and more focus on the heart attack." runt: "NO ONE'S LISTENIN TO ME I SAID THAT THE COIL IS HELPIN HIM NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! fuck." troy: "oh alright, dude!" ripley: "yeah maybe just like don't take it off abruptly-" runt: "don't take it off EVER!!" troy: "can he still swim?" ripley: "didn't think about that-" runt: "no!" troy: "alright." troy: "can he still shower?" runt: "possibly." troy: "you made it so that they could spill water and kill him? that's crazy!" runt: "NOO-"

0:37:38 troy: "blink do you wanna try a bite of this fruit with me dude?" blink: "yeah- i think i need- i need to eat more fruit. i'll be honest i- i feel like i need to change my entire life, um." troy: "yeah, it could lower your risk. your eyes seem kinda yellow." /.../ charlie (as troy): "i just kinda wanna see what it tastes like, cuz i'm putting it in my steamsled, so i gotta put it in myself first."

0:38:30 charlie (as troy): "are they recognizable voices?" bizly: "its too many, to-" troy: "there's too many voices, guys." runt: "ohh,, the voices, the voices!!" troy: "oh, is god reachin out again?"

0:40:00 bizly: (about NYAH) "he's pretty chill. you feel, like, kinda cold." charlie (as troy): "that's odd!" bizly: "but, i mean, he's super chill." charlie (as troy): "if this thing does kill me i will let it." bizly: "it's like getting a leech on your body and being like 'sup little guy?'" charlie (as troy): "but he's so fucking cool, to be real!" bizly: "you wanna fuckin hang around a little?" charlie (as troy): "yah i basically have a- like a, pet megaleech, which is insane"

0:41:33 troy: "so, here's the thing, is you guys fixed up my sled, and uh, these guys i'm running with are pretty chill right now, and it seems like the situation needs a fall guy, to be honest." ripley: (trying to be so chill) "totally. for sure." troy: "well if nothing else happens with blink, i'm gonna come out and prolly yell that i'm a terrorist." ripley: "righ- ... right on. nah that's cool. wait what did you say you were gonna yell?- i mean whatever." troy: "hey can i just say something to you real quick? ripley: (breathing heavily) troy: "it's okay to not be chill for a sec. i mean, i wouldn't fuckin know... but it's okay." (actually so sweet) ripley: "i just dont know how you feel so chill all the time, i feel like the opposite of chill, like my in-" troy: "please stop trauma dumping." ripley: "sorry."

0:44:39 troy: "everyone, just calm the fuck down! it's not their fault that i'm a terrorist." charlie (as troy): "and i'm gonna try to be the fall guy" /.../ troy: "just leave these innocent dudes alone. it's totally my bad." bizly: "that end your turn?" charlie (as troy): "no, i'm prolly gonna run away"

0:48:00 condi: "what if i became a terrorist?" charlie (as troy): "yah, dude, i mean, i- personally, it's worked out pretty well... i don't think you should do that. i mean you certainly could!"

0:48:40 charlie (as troy): "so... these people. uh, yep, alright, does it look like 40 individually sorta like, well-defined people, or does it kinda look like maybe a swarm of people? do i need to like kill 40 people in D&D?" bizly: "it's a swarm of people." charlie (as troy): "oh okay, yeah, come and fuckin get some"

0:49:43 charlie (as troy): "alright, i hit a little button, and uh, it changes from 'turbo troy' to 'terrorist troy,' uh- and i-" condi: "why was that programmed in??" grizz (as runt): "i- i- i did NOT fuckin program that shit!" charlie (as troy): "listen, this baby's got bells and whistles not even god knows about!" charlie (as troy): "so, pretty much, i, uh, ready my sled, and i say 'come and get it you entire town of people!'" /.../ charlie (as troy): "i mean, there's not really any other- i could either fight 40 dudes or 4 sharks! neither- neither are great."

0:50:56 charlie (as troy): "dude, what am i gonna do, bro!" grizz: "no, it's not-" charlie (as troy): "he's forcing my hand! I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!" grizz: "it's not you, it's just- we always end up here." charlie (as troy): "yah. i mean, i'm going to either hit some kid or elderly person." condi: (through laughter) "what the fuck?" bizly: "and it's not like the goal is to defeat them." charlie (as troy): "i just need to like, get outta here." bizly: "yeah, yeah." charlie (as troy): "demoralizing them for sure is a plus." condi: (still laughing) "you're insane"

0:51:24 troy: "that was one of your oldest and one of your youngest, now lets see everything in-between." (readies sled) bizly: "horrible person. horrible person." troy: "IM JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR MY FUCKING TEAM!!" bizly: "horrible, terrible person." grizz: "luckily the dm said nobody can die in this show, so." bizly: "yeah, no, you're not killing them!" charlie (as troy): "oh okay!" (giggles) bizly: ".. are you TRYING to kill these people?" charlie (as troy): "no, i'm just trying to disable them lethal- i mean, non-lethally!" charlie (as troy): ".. no i'm not trying to kill the townspeople, no." bizly: "okay," charlie (as troy): "that would be ridiculous!" (everyone loses it) bizly: "dude, you did just say 'i'm gonna kill an old man!'" charlie (as troy): "well, yeah, but i didn't actually intend to do it. if i do it's not my fault though."

0:52:51 the argument between runt and troy about troy being the fall guy but being too dumb to execute it well (i do get what he was trying to go for, and what he meant by being the "fall guy for the team" (as in, the team loses someone, that person thus being the fall guy, but the result is beneficial for the other members) and i think the sentiment is admirable, but like. not the time or the place lmfao. and just poorly executed. i love it cuz he so clearly wants to help but he's just not fully able? to understand how to help his team.)

0:54:00 troy: "yeah! alright, we're both fuckin terrorists! so what-" runt: "i'm not- no i'm fuckin not! this is just some fuckin weirdo!-"

0:55:35 runt: "dude!" troy: "what, dude?!" runt: "i thought you were chill!" (i forgot how frustrating this section was, jesus troy USE YOUR WORDS!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!) (and just. ow. the progress between them GONE)

0:56:49 blink: "wait, wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait- troy-" troy: "what's up?" blink: "did you yell you were a terrorist and then start beatin them up with a sled??" troy: "well, yeah!" runt: "yes." blink: "what?!?" troy: "fucking god damnit, i yelled i was a terrorist so they wouldn't think you guys were terrorists! cuz they were chasing after you! and i beat them up with a sled because they attacked me with farming tools! and i hit that one guy-" blink: "troy, we came here together!" troy: "wait- yeah, waitwait, what are you talking about?" blink: "we came here together, as a group, and they saw us come here together, cuz you attacked an old man because you stuttered!" troy: "yeah! this never would've happened if an old guy didn't hear me stutter."

wonderlust favorite moments/interactions/scenes/etc + notes from multiple rewatches

this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao

NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3

style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)

this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]

WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!

ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)

pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3

episode 1: one man's trash

0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"

0:07:42 baby's first troy math

0:11:50 the incident

0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)

0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it

0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪

0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)

0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"

0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"

1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"

1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)

1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)

1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)

1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"

1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."

1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)

1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0

1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"

1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"

1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)

1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"

1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."

1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"

1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."

1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up

1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."

1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"

1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)

1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)

2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"

2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy

2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband

2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)

2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"

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jrwi quotes purely self indulgent

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

paeon animal crossing style holding a bug and a net with a funny mosquito pun uhh like "I caught a mosquito! These guys are a real buzz-kill, always up buzzing in my buisness" or something idk

thank you for making me make this

I love paeon so mutch ohmygod I love him ahhhhhhhhAHHHHHH

Buuug buuug buuug

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

chip jrwi moodboard

@codecicle @bizlybebo

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

this is your daily reminder that people with schizophrenia are bodily human beings who are the same species as you and deserve the same amount of respect as you do. we are not inherently lesser than anyone, especially not neurotypicals.

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

I have a controversial idea too. If you don't want people to do something, don't tell them to do it. You tell people that if they never go to school, they deserve to work for a poverty wage forever. Now you tell them that if they do go to school, they deserve to be in debt forever.

Here's another controversial idea. Going into debt to get an education shouldn't even be an option.

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queeriouslyollie

1 week ago

ep 3: into the workshop

I WANNA NOTE: i wanna clarify, when i write "player name (as character)" it's for when they are talking/acting as their character, but interacting w/ the DM or otherwise clearly in an OOC way.

as always, spoilers ahead!

ps again i did fix the weirdness i think, it was just a pain

pps there was SO much this episode that i loved, i feel like i overdid it but oh well lmao. i think it has to do with them FINALLY becoming a full team in this ep and. their initial reactions and figuring out their dynamics is just so funny. tbh should've just written the episode transcript /hj

0:07:55 i just love troy calling his sled his "baby girl" (or his "baby child" in the last ep) sm bc its like how i talk about some of my posessions

0:08:30 troy standing up for runt :(((( (even tho they both got a little needlessly aggressive towards blink lmao but like. sibling core)

0:09:58 troy's sled has a custom seat tailored to his ass

0:10:46 charlie (as yort): "alright, athletics check comin in hot, why don't i show you guys, uhh, why they call me turbo troy." charlie (as yort): "uh that is a natural one."

0:13:48 blink: "guys, i have really terrible news, okay, there's a rock up ahead that can maybe- it looks loose, it might fall" runt: "what d'you- what the fuck is a rock going to do against a boulder?!?" yort: "i agree what the fuck is a rock??!??" cue blink trying to chris redfield style punch a rock (and failing)

0:16:16 runt fixing troy's turbo mode on his sled :((

0:17:00 yort: "we're goin right fuckin for it! we're gonna do a risky maneuver, FUCK YOU FUCKIN MAI FROM GREASEMONKEYS!!"

0:21:18 yort: "you're- you're over 50 years old??" blink: "thats crazy, what did you say about wonder coal??" runt: "the first voice clearly wasn't me!?" yort: "no i know but this one is you- so i don-"

0:21:55 okay but what does bizly mean "knowing what i know about troy" he would know where the coal is in his sled (even tho he isn't involved in the maintenance of the sleds), is it just that his dad uses it?? i may be reading into this lmfao

0:22:40 runt: "w-well fuckin back up, yort, they're yours? the- the big fuckin dudes??" yort: "those are our little gu- i mean like, yeah, i mean like they're my dad's" runt: "you're not from reclaim??" yort?: "ah shit, ah fuck-" blink: "fuck i forgot we- yeah- um-" yort?: "i forgot about that!" runt: "who the FUCK are you two and what the FUCK are you doin?!?" yort?: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN DO THIS RIGHT HERE?" /.../ blink: "troy, i'm so sorry man, i mean we said we weren't gonna get close enough for the yort thing to be an issue" yort troy: "honestly- honestly it almost immediately happened" runt: "why didn't i think about it, you called yourself 'turbo troy,' that has nothin to do- what the fuck is a yort???" troy: "i should have said 'yurbo yort'" (this one was way longer than usual but the dumbass way she found out was so funny)

0:24:24 blink: "listen, i mean, runt, my hands are tied, you can stab 'em" troy: "wh-" runt: "you're tellin me-" troy: "dude, hold on a fuckin second, that is not cool-" (also troy literally says he got kidnapped omg? i never realized he continuously just states it. he just says he "cant say who")

0:25:12 the back and fourth arguing and threatening lmfao

0:28:30 troy: "think troy.. think troy.. THINK!!" runt: "woah, don't think too fuckin hard"

0:32:13 charlie (as troy): "yeah i actually just think i'm prolly just gonna have some of this, um, cuz this is a lot, uh, and he just called my dad a baby, i'm prolly gonna just- i'm probably just gonna throw back some dragon's piss" bizly: "are you actually??" grizz: "i didn't call your dad a baby!" bizly: "you're gonna do damage to yourself???" charlie (as troy): "this guy fuckin just called my dad a baby, im gonna drink-" bizly: "i mean, you can do as much damage to yourself as you want, im not gonna stop-" charlie (as troy): "no i just- im not gonna drink this fuckin weirdo's coffee.... i take 11 damage." is now insanely drunk, walks into a glass door, argues with at the clockworks (also the "UGH DAD")

0:41:27 runt: "you said it belongs to your father, so like, take some fuckin responsibility, why dont you" troy: "yeah my- no, my dad and i are just sort of in a rough patch right now is all, so it's just not really like i can do that" runt: "yeah i don't even know where the fuck mine is" (also troy saying he "sometimes feels the same" in regards to what runt said?? omg, just how bad is it? also never realized runt mentioned either of her parents?? i wonder whats up w that?)

0:43:23 cue blink becoming fried chicken (and runt and troy being like "maybe we actually should commit a felony and read this guy's mail") (and them forcing him to continue to do it because "he's the oldest")

0:45:19 blink: (puts the knife in the hands of the future thinkers) (gets shocked AGAIN and goes down) runt: "well, fuck, this is really bad!" troy: "oh he fell asleep i'll get him a coffee" (they up him and he shocks himself again)

0:47:01 (one of my favorite bits) troy: "guys- ive got it guys. lemme get- gimme the dagger" /.../ troy: "check this out" (puts the dagger in the inventor doll's hand) "maybe he was really sad or somethin, and he fuckin killed himself." runt: "did you just say maybe he was really sad and killed himself??" (grizz as runt: "what kinda show do you think we're makin here?") troy: "maybe he was really happy and killed himself, fuck, i don't know what do you want me to say?" charlie: (losing it) "i'm so- the spirit of something else possesses me when i play this fuckin character, dude" (i think the only other character i can say we've seen FULLY possess charlie like troy does was whenever he played edward twilight in the suckening LMAO, the way the guys described charlie playing him is exactly this lmfao)

0:49:47 runt: "he thinks we're here to fuckin kill him??" troy: "hey dude, we're gonna fucking kill you for this, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!" blink: "why is he so paranoid??"

0:50:46 grizz (as runt): "thats 11 damage from turbo fucking troy. what's it look like, does it hurt it?" charlie (as troy): "i fuckin hit it with a fucking steamsled, theres not much to see. BONG"

0:52:08 troy: "nice job runt! you got one of em" runt: "do your fuckin task!!" troy: "i was tryina fuckin be positive, that'll never happen again. fuck you!!"

0:52:38 troy: "you wanna fuckin see a baby playing with fire? gimme a match" runt: "you just called yourself a baby." troy: "fuck.. no i didnt! you heard me wrong- you're stupid!!" runt: "you already know that im not!" troy: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

0:53:48 condi: "how much- how much- how are you looking?" charlie (as troy): "not super great" condi: "like if you took another one of those hits would you die?" charlie (as troy): "uh yeah probably instantly" (could not tell if that was condi being blink but OOC talk or not, its hard for me to tell lmfao)

0:54:31 troy: (trying to pry open the clockwork w/ his sled) "guys it's just not going" blink: "just keep trying! it's fine! we'll- we'll be done soon!" charlie (as troy): "i look up at his hand coming up again and i take a big sip of the dragon's piss" grizz (as runt): "just fuckin dodge!?" bizly: "do you really??" charlie (as troy): "no- i don't- i don't have an action, i don't have an action. but i would if i did" bizly: "just- it'd just hurt you, it does nothing. i'll let you do it but it'll just kill you" charlie (as troy): "well, yea, but so is this big fuckin hand, so which way am i going to go, you know?"

0:55:10 runt: "troy, these things are fuckin heavy, switch with me!" troy: "keep saying my name cuz it feels like someone's cheering for me" runt: "on second thought, stay where you are." /.../ troy: "SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME!" (proceeds to chant his own name)

0:55:50 bizly: "it goes down to come on top of you- wait. wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait-" grizz (as runt): "PAUSE." bizly: -wait. pause. pause. what did he just say? wait. pause." charlie: "hold on, wait a second guys hold just on one second-" bizly: "one second- one second- charlie: "one second guys- hang on wait just a minute-" blizly: "wait a minute- wait a minute. what did he just say?" charlie: "rewind guys erueueruelru-" bizly: "lets rewind it. eureuurleurelueuret- he comes down, on top of you-" charlie: "he cums comes on me." bizly: "WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- HANG ON. HANG ON." (one of my favorite bits, i need that mug so fucking badly) ((also hope whoever reads this appreciates the effort i took to parse out what they were saying over each other and count the exact number of waits. i listened to this so many times and cried laughing again lmao))

0:56:16 troy: (mid-battle, realized the clockwork cracked his sled) "aight guys im gonna g- im just gonna go home." bizly: "and im gonna give you inspiration!" charlie (as troy): "... whatever." proceeds to brutally rip apart the clockwork "like an animal" (with his hands so that he doesn't "hurt [his] baby anymore") troy: (wraps his hands around the wonderous coal in the clockwork (can't rip it out)) (makes eye contact) "say my name" (bro likes that a little too much)

0:57:28 charlie (as troy): "do you have any idea how hard i can grip?" bizly: "PAUSE- wait-" charlie: "PAUSE- wait-" bizly: "wait- hang on- wait a minute- what did he just say?" condi: "he CANNOT say that."

0:58:23 the boulder comes back for revenge, hits the clockwork and WILL be hitting troy grizz (as runt): "is there any way i can help him by like, tackling him out of the way?" bizly: "the only way you can help him right now is by going 'troy, troy, troy-'" troy: "say- SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY MY FUCKING NAME" runt: "im not fuckin doing that" bizly: "IF YOU DO THAT HE GETS ADVANTAGE" troy: (looking at the boulder) "SAY MY FUCKING NAME" /.../ runt: "i would rather you fuckin die than me cheer for you, i dont fuckin know you" troy: (makes eye contact with runt) runt: "TROY LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BOULDER" troy: "runt i know you don't mean it"

0:59:53 troy: "yeah, um. i just- you guys go ahead, i think i'll just-" blink: "maybe down the line?" troy: "no it's cool, uh, it's cool, i- yknow i fuckin- we broke that- that boulder in half with that sled together, and i, yknow, was basically takin- holdin this thing off and uh, pretty much i s- i solved the puzzle all by myself- i pretty much- just cuz i had already figured that would be it, and i made you a coffee. um. but y-yknow it's cool i didn't- uhh didn't fuckin realize that uh, we aren't chill like that, so that's my bad." runt: "are you fuckin done? okay, fuckin baby? god, i thought i was the fuckin youngest one. alright, get over yourself. jesus christ, we did it together, alright good job! now lets get to this fuckin inventor now, huh? we did the thing, you're gonna go home now!"

1:00:45 troy: "alright, troy fuckin has another brain blast, solves another puzzle, um, you guys are prolly gonna be stuck here-" runt: "do you want us to fuckin clap for you? cmon alright" (clapping sarcastically) "put it in there, you can do it, that's a good boy!" troy: "that actually makes me feel a lot better, thank you" runt: (still clapping) "that's a good- thats a good troy! thats a good troy!" (i love these two sm, they're such siblings lmfao)

1:01:48 bizly: "and i'd like you to come tomorrow and tell me what you've found-" charlie: "wait pause. pause." grizz (as runt): "pause. stop. rewind, what did he say?" charlie: "stop- rewind. wait- wait a second- clip that!" bizly: "pause- wait- hang on- stop- wait- pause-"

1:03:17 troy: (actively being kidnapped) "do you have any idea who my father is?? this would be a different story if i had my sled!"

1:04:01 troy: "okay dude listen, i'm already in a frat, so whatever you're trying to do here, its not even gonna work. i've already been initiated" ???: "you are a long way from home, tramilton lougferd." troy: "don't- don't call me that, man i go by tr- i- it's troy. i don't know where you heard tramilton, that's a stupid- that's a ridiculous fucking name"

1:04:31 (troy's just such a little shit i love it, and the way he continuously rambles, clearly so anxious inside, lmao, also "safe word" what?? lmfao what does he get up to with his bros that they have a safe word)

1:08:16 ???: "all you have to do, is be the damsel. confused, lost in a strange world." troy: "yah, i mean that's like, super not me, but i'll give it my best shot" (really makes me wonder how much of his stupidity was just for show, and how much he hides. slight spoiler: in the newest eps we've seen him MASTERFULLY manipulate people, using their perceptions of him, his background, and so on to do so. so i wonder how much was an act that he just went with because they told him to act like that? (he's still a dumb himbo regardless but i think there's a lot more to him that, even as far as we are in the newest episodes, we don't even know the start of. theres a LOT i think he's hiding, purposefully or not, for what reason idk, but im so interested to learn more))

1:09:30 ???: "if you fail, you never go home." troy: "why wouldn't i go home?" ???: "because i'm your ticket." troy: "no HE'S my ticket, are you stupid??" (okay maybe i was wrong lmfao i sometimes forget he's just that stupid)